MT. LAUREL HOLD 'EM TOURNAMENTS!
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"Never miss an opportunity!!"
Sam
"Always a good decision"
Sam
"ROPE! TORCH!! DRAG!!!"
Chris
"HI! HOW ARE YOU! DOIN GOOD!"
Good ole' Kev
There's no wrong way to say....
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So, what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you
think of poker? Gambling? Casinos? Adults? Not for us! For us, it's Friday
nights! As a bunch of teenagers, we enjoy taking money from each other rather
than spending 8 bucks on movies. Sure, we may lose it playing poker, but who
cares? It's worth it.
Poker Chips - $3.00
Pizza - $18.00
Various Six Packs of Soda - $20.00
Spending 10 Hours With Your Best Friends - Priceless
There's some things money can't buy. For everything else,
there's MasterCard.
TOP STORIES
RECORD SHATTERING NIGHT IN MOUNT LAUREL POKER HISTORY!!
HUGE! CATASTROPHIC! ASTOUNDING! INCREDIBLE! Well poker fans, I bet you are wondering what the heck I am talking about? Joe Montelone has broken the all time record for most money lost in one night! He was up in the beginning hours of the night, however, he is not used to being up and his inexperience at such a high level of poker led to his eventual downfall. His confidence was up... but not for long. He took hit after hit after hit, and soon enough... the sunglasses were put on. But that was just the beginning folks. The hits came in the bunches and soon Joey was reduced to cashing in with a new player each time for luck. Then with the pot. When Brent lost 26 big ones as the new comer when he first started to play we were shocked, we had never seen such a huge hit. But then again... we hadn't been introduced to Joey Mac! Joey Mac lost an astounding 46 bones in one night of poker!!!!! So congratulations to Joe for being the new record holder! On another note Bob Marone a.k.a. Bob the Builder (BTB), Bob the Follower (BTF), and Silent Bob (SB) lost 21. But cheer up Joey boy, after all, it's just money!
NEW RIVALRY IS BORN!!
Well, it's the middle of summer and we'll be heading to seperate colleges on seperate paths. But why not add some drama now while we still can! Last night the Pirates of Seton Hall took a pounding the the Terps of Maryland! The Pirates of Bob and Joe lost a dumbfounding total of 67 dollars! However on the flipside the boys of Maryland won a combined 46 dollars! Ouch Pirates... gotta hurt.
Also on another side note, Hal Goodwin is currently 2 wins away from tieing the record for most consecutive wins at 10. Hal is also an unprecidented 8-0 on the year. Should he keep this streak alive... he could make a run at first undefeated season evern in Mount Laurel Poker history.
Last Week's
Results
Person | Won | Loss |
Streak |
Adam | W1 | ||
Andy | 2 | +4 | |
Brent | 4 | W1 | |
Chris | 2 | W2 | |
Hal | W5 | ||
Ricky | -2 | ||
Russ | L1 | ||
Shea | 5 | -1 | |
Other | 3 | -10 |
AWARDS
Award | Amount | Winner |
Most Won 2004(Night) |
$49 |
Andy |
Most Loss 2004(Night) |
$46 |
Joe |
Best Game |
Pyramid |
Worst Game |
No Name Game |
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