He Will Beat Me

〔英語笑話〕——  Teacher：If your brother has five apples and you take

                two from him, what will be the result ?

                John：He will beat me.

                               

他會打我

〔意譯成詩〕——  哥有五蘋果，你拿走兩個。

                結果是怎樣？他定會打我！