Beef and Fish

〔英語笑話〕——  Bob：I've been eating beef all my life and now

                I'm just as strong as an ox .

                Jim：That's funny . I've been eating fish all my life

                but still I can't swim !
                                   

牛肉和魚

〔意譯成詩〕——  以形補形甚有靈，愛吃牛肉似牛型。

                我卻一生總吃魚，為何至今見水驚 ?