| Q |
 What did the detective
say when he solved the case of the missing mummy? |
| A |
"Well, that one's about wrapped up!" |
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| Q |
Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to
West Virginia? |
| A |
Everyone has the same DNA. |
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| Q |
What does CHAOS
stand for? |
| A |
Chief Hasn't
Arrived On Scene |
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| Q |
What do you call a
midget fortune-teller who just escaped from jail? |
| A |
A small medium at large. |
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| Q |
What do you call a
handcuffed man in the back of a police car? |
| A |
Trustworthy |
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| Q |
What do you call
officer Bob when he retires? |
| A |
Bob. |
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| Q |
Why do women make
better police officers than men? |
| A |
Because they can
bleed for a week and still not die. |
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| Q |
What's the
difference between an execution and a circumcision? |
| A |
With an execution,
you get rid of the whole prick.. |
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| Q |
How is an erection
like a prison sentence? |
| A |
Neither is stiff
enough or long enough. |
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| Q |
What's the
difference between Amado Diallo and an Irishman? |
| A |
An Irishman would
still be standing after 41 shots. |
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| Q |
What do you call
Tuesday's at a Texas prison? |
| A |
Fryday. |
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| Q |
Why did the New
York Police Department fire all their gay detectives? |
| A |
They kept blowing
all their cases. |
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| Q |
Why did the blonde
try and steal a police car? |
| A |
She saw "911" on
the back and thought it was a Porsche. |
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| Q |
Did you hear about
the escaped murderer's new website? |
| A |
It's at slash,
slash, backslash, escape. |
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| Q |
Why couldn't Ted
Bundy go out the night he was executed in the electric chair? |
| A |
He was grounded. |
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| Q |
What was Ted
Bundy's last job in prison? |
| A |
Conductor. |
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| Q |
What was Ted
Bundy's emotional state the day of his electrocution? |
| A |
He was really hot
under the collar. |
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| Q |
How many cops does
it take to throw a perpetrator down the stairs? |
| A |
None, he fell! |
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| Q |
Do you know the
sentence for bigamy? |
| A |
Two
mothers-in-law. |
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| Q |
Where do police
officers keep their money? |
| A |
In piggy banks. |
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| Q |
Why did the
chicken cross the road? |
| A |
Philadelphia Cop:
I don't know, but give me five minutes with the chicken and I'll
find out. |
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| Q |
How many cops does
it take to screw in a light bulb? |
| A |
Just one, but he
is never around when you need him. |
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| Q |
How does an LA
policeman go fishing? |
| A |
He catches one
fish, then beats it until it tells him where the others are. |
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| Q |
Five policemen
were on a boat. The boat sank. How many policemen died? |
| A |
10. Five during
the accident, and five during the re-enactment. |
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| Q |
How does the LAPD
play poker? |
| A |
Four clubs beat a
king. |
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| Q |
Why don't they
give Polish police coffee breaks? |
| A |
It's too costly to
retrain them. |
