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AMANDA THE GREAT PWNS YOU. YOU WILL GROVEL AND BOW BEFORE HER. YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC MAGGOTS! BOOOOOOW!



The Siege Continues! BOW BEFORE AMANDA OR SHE'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF.

Lost Desert
Tomos and Nabile make an important discovery. If they do not bow to Amanda, she will eat them. Check out Chapter 12 of the Lost Desert Plot to see what happens next.

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From Beyond The Stars
We are proud to announce a new and improved version of this much loved favourite. Click here to play, OR DIE.

Pterattack!
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