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The Siege Continues! BOW BEFORE AMANDA OR SHE'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF.
Tomos and Nabile make an important discovery. If they do not bow to Amanda, she will eat them. Check out Chapter 12 of the
Lost Desert Plot
to see what happens next.
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