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Hey Hey, sorry for the move, but im glad you could make it! now sit back and enjoy!

"Awww, the Nazis beat those little girl scouts!"

"If i were a potatoe, thats the way id wanna go."

"Hey! YOU! What were you doing, when was peeing!?!?!"

"heathers a slluuuuuuut!"

"Trash Bitch"

"yeah, I got a question, Seymore!How dare you wear white?I hear what you do at night!""

"i cant hear you rejecting me" -tim

"She really puts the 'anal' in 'analysis', doesn't she? " -allison! whoa there!

"mr. gay is so mai" -angie

"have you ever undressed a ken doll?" -mrs cipolone

" oh my god, its not some kid in a suit! AHHH!
oh my god, they engineered him with a zipper! AHHH!
oh my god!whos driving the van?!AHHH!"
-Ghandi

"you not if i cill you first!"

"toodles!"-now who needs to be smacked?but she could probably spell 'kill'

"because you can never keep in touch with a fruitcake" -Verizon

"washington irving is one hot cookie!" -mariadina

"make a wish and blow"

"youre telling me to beat it in 2" -mom

"The Canadian product is heavier and wetter"

"what is that squirrel eating out of my [flower]box!?"

think outside the box

"strike on box"

"i wish i were an otter! i'd have a whole vagina of clams!!"

"thats 8 and a half days of masterbating straight."

"you just hate me because my foster parents have cancer!" -no, not really, my
biological parents are perfectly healthy, i just dont like the cheerleaders & siblings
in my class

"ill cream in your mouse"

"nobody can stalk jay because he likes it. just like when his dad touches him, its not
harassment, because he likes it."

"i know allison wants some"

"GET OUT OF ME!" - angie

"knock, knock"
"whose there?"
"...go fuck yourselves."
-Cach Me if You Can

"'Who is driving?'
'Bear is driving!'" -clerks the animated series

"You knew Jesus?"
"Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks."
-Dogma

WOOO!! PIZZA ROCKET!!

me as a satisfied-pepperoni-eating sea captin(also featuring MD's hand)

My personal favorite sites, each hand picked....of course

Best simpsons site, ever(did i mention i like that show a little bit?)
Hilarious short film, it shouldnt take too long to load, unless you have a 34k modem, like me! hit 'watch film'