ten advantages to being with a civil engineer
(oh, the puns and innuendos! look out...)
10. i can give you a solid foundation.
9. we know how to take risks.
8. i'm all about sustainable development of our relationship.
7. we make the most of our time.
6. you can always truss in me.
5. i can take you for a ride in a canoe made out of concrete.
4. i know the details of your body like any good surveyor.
3. there aren't any pollutants in me.
2. i can resolve your stresses (especially tension)
1. a moment with you causes bending deformation to my straight member.
happy ten months, sweetie! i love you!