Sexy/Naughty Quotes... Page Eleven


I had a party last night..
You didn't cum..
But your boyfriend did...
TWICE

3 small words to ruin a guys ego..
IS IT IN?

I'm not a hoe..
I just like to give it.
I'm not a s|ut..
I just know how to hit it.

When the party's over
and the lights go out..
theres no doubt that
its my name he shouts...

Make like a tongue and lick me

I don't play hard to get..
I play to get you hard.

Beer is beer,
Wine is wine..
Whats the 6 without the 9?

Lets play cops and robbers..
You strip-I'll search!

Happy happy joy joy
imma kinky sex toy,
beat me, bite me, make me bleed,
kinky sex is all i need!

I WaNt My As§ sMaCkeD..LeGs WiDe..
FrOnT BaCk SiDe To SiDe..
Pu$sY WeT SlIp n SliDe..
YuP EvErYtHiNgs GoNnA Be AlRiGhT

2 4 6 8 feelin horny cant wait
3 5 7 9 want your body next to mine
A B C D cum n lay on top of me
U V W X call me when u feel like sex

-*-i wish u were a pony outside wal-mart
so i could ride u all day for a quarter!-*-

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
the softer the bed
the better the screw

"THE SKY IS BLUE AND WATER IS WET
I'LL MAKE YOU CUM I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT
PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY MOVIN UP AND DOWN
SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY WE'LL MOVE THE GROUND

What matters is not the length of the wand...
but the magic in the stick