As a holder of the Jesse Jackson RaceCard, you are granted exemption
from ALL crimes commited against Whitey. You could also use your Race Card
to apply for jobs in which you have zero qualifications. No training? No education?
No experience? NO PROBLEM!....you get the job simply because you have the
know-hows on playing the Race Card!
With government funded programs like 'Affirmative Action' and the power of the
Jesse Jackson Race Card, Blacks can finally get someplace in life. We certainly
lack the brain power to reach these places alone. So take advantage of White
guilt, and apply for the Jesse Jackson Race Card now!!!*
|T E S T I M O N I A L S
" I dropped out skhool when I was 15. I never had a job, lived off uh welfare and
smoke crack everyday. But, after getting my Race Card, I went and tried for a job at at a huge
cumputer programming bizness. I walk in, waved my race card in Whiteys face, and got the job as prezident!
of the company! And I don't even know shit 'bout cumputers!! Thanks Mr. jackson!
O.J. Simpson -
"I done killed my estranged, white, wife and her new white boyfriend. I went to trial
and Whitey gave me some problems in court, but in the end the Race Card really saved my black ass. Every nigga
should have one! "
" Shit, nigga...I got me my card and went out and raped me some white bitches
and killed me some of dem honkeys. but its all good... I gots me a Race Card. Yo, Yo,
wud up! Shout out to my dealer Jamal Brown in Detroit! Yo, Yo!
* White-niggers are not eligible.