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Don't mind the stop signs, they're just grumpy because they can't move and the flying pigs are always makin' fun of them...
Now for the scary stuff
The only real war in my world was when the UFM's attacked, you know, Unidentified Floating Monkeys.
coming soon: story of the UFM's vs. Bunch-of-Crabs!
The other thing thats a little scary at first is the faceless bee, but he's perfectly harmless and he's friendly.
I don't know why the elongated dog is in the scary section. It's not scary. It's just a bit absent-minded.
Enough with the so called "scariness" and on with the dancing elephants!
Click to hear song elephants are dancin' to
Oops, I almost forgot, this is the last negative thing...The angry duck is going fishing
so anyway
Lil' squirrel has been wanting to say somthing to you since you got here...
RECIPES!!!
Pumkin Pie
You kill a pumpkin and squish it in a big bowl. Then you put it in the toaster and cook it for half a hour. THen you get your mommy to cut it and put it in on plates. Then you eat it.
Sub: Nat Age:6
Chicken a la mode
Take a chicken and stick it in the oven. The feathers all fall off. Cook for about an hour or after nap-time and take out of oven. Let mommy play with it and daddy cuts it up. Eat it Now! But not till after you put icecream on top!
By: Annie Age:4
Corny Bread
Firs, you need stuff to make it. You need corns and bread and you need someone who makes really bad jokes. Smish the corn and bread together and put it in the blender. Then put the no-funny person in. PUsh da big red button till everything looks all dizzy. Then put it in the oven. Then take it out. DOn't forget the person that makes bad jokes cuz thats what makes it corny. And so does the corn too. Eat Now!
Sub: NAT Age:15
Beef Stu
Steal a cow from a cow farm. Stick it in a pot with peas and carrots and other yummy non-veggies. When the cow shuts up, serve stu nice an warm. But be careful and chew everything carefully. EAt with Italian Bread. But pick ou the Italians from the bread before eating it. and dont eat the fur off the moo-moo cow.
Submitted by: God #3 age:4,000,331
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