Links o' Chris
If you don't like any of my links, then at least hover your mouse over the link and watch it pulsate in different colors, ya dern moose!
Humor
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
It's been called "the most cunning talk show around", its humor "fresh and inventive", and overall "best of the breed." People, Conan O'Brien is the messiah of late night talk. His quick wit, sarcasm, and self-deprecating sense of humor make it worth staying up until 1:35 in the morning. (That, and laughing at the losers who stay up late anyway making web pages. Oh wait.) The show's sketches -- If They Mated, Actual Items, The Lips -- are hilarious, so check them out.
The Onion | America's Finest News Source
Ahh, TheOnion.com.. I can't think of a funnier or more random page than this one right here. Well Conan cuts it really close. Either way, The Onion promises and delivers top quality "news stories." They're funny, strangely addicting, and lots of fun to read.
Suburban NJ Girls
Abercrombie & Fitch
Living in New Jersey, there's not much else to do other than tend to the corn, look after the wheat, and visit all 54827572 malls. A&F is the ultimate of preppie.. and they have mega-hot models to boot. :)
J. Crew
Another nice store. It's always fun to walk into a sub-arctic refrigerator and chat up a storm with gay male employees. With its $20 hair accessories, J. Crew is an essential ingredient in the preppy recipe.
Music
WinMX
Now that the federal courts and greedy pop stars have beaten poor Napster to its brutal death, WinMX is here to save your mp3 library. It connects to multiple servers, resumes broken downloads, and can even beg for a biscuit on command. Use it today before the feds slaughter this one too.
A-Z Lyrics Universe
No more mumbling along with songs and pretending to be cool! This site has the lyrics to most of the songs, albeit it's pretty limited to mainstream stuff. Try this out, we guarantee full pecs in 24 hours or your money back.
The Sims
7 Deadly Sims
This site is amazing. It's really creative (7 deadly sins.. Sims.. get it? No? Ok.) and has a lot of cool stuff, including skins, walls, floors, objects, and Flash Deathmatches. ... Not cool enough, you say? Well you greedy avacado, they added Heath Ledger under the Lust section, so HA!!
sims : the challenged
For all of you who growl and bark whenever you're frustrated with your Sims... this is for you. Here you can read fellow Sim players' complaints about what they wish the Sims could do. Common themes seem to be the desire to see the Sims have hot XXX sex, smoke pot, "stroke the salami" and then get the belt for it, and fling excrement. A very entertaining site indeed.
Anime
Anime Web Turnpike
No, you horny squirrel, this is not the Asian porn site. This is a wonderful G-rated page that lists all links to every possible anime show your little yaoi heart could ever want, as well as multimedia, fan clubs, and fan fiction. Favorite place it, surf it, and pay me the $5.2 million later.
Sachi Gumi Distribution
Love anime but can't understand Japanese? Well that narrows it down to about 6 billion white people. But hey, Sachi saved the day. Choose from the extensive list of anime and order up to 8 fansubbed tapes from him at a good price. Buoye would be proud.