Yay for Spongebob and Sandy Cheeks.



Basically...

Full Name: Christina Rouing Wang (No, I was not born on a boat. Thanks.)

Also known as: Chris

Better known as: Sadistik, Fiona, “The Mutant,” Ririn, Sparkly P.

Birthday: January 12, 1985

Height: 5’4… barely

Nat’lty: 50% Chinese, 50% Taiwanese… so watch the attitude

Siblings: A 13-year old Joey. Full-time pimp, part-time mama's boy.

Lover Boy: Hot, sekc, Flip star.. Jan "Gimme a wuwut!" Racoma  

School: Northern Valley Regional High School (Demarest) … yay NV sports.



Faves

Food: BEEF!!!! And anything remotely sour… pickles (mmm)… I still maintain that pickle juice should be the Soup du Jour across the nation… and I recently discovered sauerkraut!! Whoo!

Song: Bad Day by Fuel

Color: Black

Stores: A&F, American Eagle, J. Crew, The Gap

Shows: Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Frasier, Seinfeld, Spongebob Squarepants (ok guys, it’s a good show), Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, I Love Lucy, Daria, SNL

Movies: The Professional, Usual Suspects

Computer Game: The Sims all the way



I love....

- Smart, witty, self-defacing humor

- Hanging out with my friends

- Making fun of people (“HALT! I must cross.”)

- Phone conversations into crazy hours of the night



- The sound of rain

- Loud, angry music to be pissed to

- Sarcasm

- Morbidity

- Horror books

- Sunglasses.. the more the better.

- Pajama pants!! You can never get enough!

- Torturing people in computer games

- Aquariums! I LOVE ocean life

- Caramel chocolates… mmmm…



I hate...

- Small children

- Immature/prude people… JUST GROW UP

- Arrogance (a-HEM, delectable!)

- Insects

- Heights

- Over-inflated egos the size of Europe

- Teen pop stars who sing about retarded shit and can’t write their own songs or play instruments

- Large, bustling cities :(

- Fobs… goddamn you, assimilate

- GIRLS WHO DON’T SHAVE. FEMININE HAIR IS JUST NOT SEXY.

- Rude, loud, obnoxious people

- Chemistry… STP my cock, Nixonian!

- 80’s music... what a horrifying decade

- People who have a lot of pride

- People who give out bullshit … just shut the hell up, we’re not retarded

- Asian women named Agnes. They just suck shit. Was your mother high when she named you?



Enough! I want to return home!