Basically...
Full Name: Christina Rouing Wang (No, I was not born on a boat. Thanks.)
Also known as: Chris
Better known as: Sadistik, Fiona, “The Mutant,” Ririn, Sparkly P.
Birthday: January 12, 1985
Height: 5’4… barely
Nat’lty: 50% Chinese, 50% Taiwanese… so watch the attitude
Siblings: A 13-year old Joey. Full-time pimp, part-time mama's boy.
Lover Boy: Hot, sekc, Flip star.. Jan "Gimme a wuwut!" Racoma
School: Northern Valley Regional High School (Demarest) … yay NV sports.
Faves
Food: BEEF!!!! And anything remotely sour… pickles (mmm)… I still maintain that pickle juice should be the Soup du Jour across the nation… and I recently discovered sauerkraut!! Whoo!
Song: Bad Day by Fuel
Color: Black
Stores: A&F, American Eagle, J. Crew, The Gap
Shows: Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Frasier, Seinfeld, Spongebob Squarepants (ok guys, it’s a good show), Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, I Love Lucy, Daria, SNL
Movies: The Professional, Usual Suspects
Computer Game: The Sims all the way
I love....
- Smart, witty, self-defacing humor
- Hanging out with my friends
- Making fun of people (“HALT! I must cross.”)
- Phone conversations into crazy hours of the night
- The sound of rain
- Loud, angry music to be pissed to
- Sarcasm
- Morbidity
- Horror books
- Sunglasses.. the more the better.
- Pajama pants!! You can never get enough!
- Torturing people in computer games
- Aquariums! I LOVE ocean life
- Caramel chocolates… mmmm…
I hate...
- Small children
- Immature/prude people… JUST GROW UP
- Arrogance (a-HEM, delectable!)
- Insects
- Heights
- Over-inflated egos the size of Europe
- Teen pop stars who sing about retarded shit and can’t write their own songs or play instruments
- Large, bustling cities :(
- Fobs… goddamn you, assimilate
- GIRLS WHO DON’T SHAVE. FEMININE HAIR IS JUST NOT SEXY.
- Rude, loud, obnoxious people
- Chemistry… STP my cock, Nixonian!
- 80’s music... what a horrifying decade
- People who have a lot of pride
- People who give out bullshit … just shut the hell up, we’re not retarded
- Asian women named Agnes. They just suck shit. Was your mother high when she named you?
Enough! I want to return home!