Cop and The Pope Princess

Cop: I like beer. Van Penis, are you ready for the show? I can't get my wig on.
Penis: I AM Pierre Van Penis! You have called me correctly. Why do we have to put these wigs on again?
Cop:Well, the name of our pop group is the Choir Girls.
Penis: Good point, my wine-hating American friend. Ah AM FRENCH!
Cop:*drinks beer* Pope: Veno! Veno! Dumbassi! (Come on already you two dumbasses. Does my face look okay?)
Cop: Yes, did you get botox?
Pope: Duhh...
Penis: We have to go now!
All:*runs onto stage* Hey there boys!
Guys in stadium: The popette is so hot!
Pope:Everbodius redius funus musici? (Are y'all ready for fun and music?)
Guys: YESSSS!
Cop: *sings* I like beer and there is nothing to fear. Va Gina here gives me beer! Pope:Ego estus trixus Latinus! Ego amicus Cop ests beebicus ivrus! (I am a schoolgirl whore and a Latin burrito! My friend cop is a Mexican puto!)*wig falls off, breast pops and flies into someones eye*
Guy: OW MY EYE! THEY"RE GUYS!
Cop: It's been wonderful goodnight!*runs offstage, others follow*