Cop and The Newlywed Game

Cop: I like beer, and I like you, but I can't believe you got me into this.
Pope: Eh wegehelemeh, beebus foamy. (Well, I'm young and I need the cash. You SAID you'd help me!)
Cop: I know....But I was talking about was this adorable dress...All 70's and stuff. I didn't think I could fit!
Pope: Eh....Veni! (Come!)*they walk onto the stage*
Host: WELCOME TO THE NEWLYWED GAME! OUR CONTESTANTS ARE...Pamela and Stan Andursun, NEXT IS...Ash and Jessie Rocket! AND FOR OUR FINAL CONTESTANT..Cop and the Pope?
Cop: Uh, no...My name is Copperna and um...that lady's name is Popa.
Host:I see...Very unusual names! For our first question, we go to you two guys!
Pope:Ecce duidicus? (Whaddaya mean guys?)
Host:Nothing. Anyway, our first question is WHERE DID YOU MEET?
Cop:While I was raping this k-*pope slaps him*
Pope:Churchicus.(At Church, dumbass.)
Host:...AND WHAT ABOUT YOU Ash? Where did YOU meet your bride?
Ash:I was petting my dildo-wildo...
Host:Your what?
Ash:My favorite Pokemon that sits in my pants. Wanna see?*Dildo wildo jumps on stage and pees*
Jessie: Dildo needed to pee anyway.
Host:That is disgusting. Now for the Andursuns!
Pamela: We met at a beach club.
Host: Thank god for a normal answer...My cracklord will be hearing an earful tonight.
Jessie:Cracklord?
Host:*cough* I mean, um..shrink.
Ash:Dildo can shrink too! Wanna-
Host:NO! PUT THAT POKEMON AWAY!
Pamela:My boobs are fake.
Host:*writes on a card* Keep this for later, honey! *winks*
Pamela:*takes the card* Okay.
Stan:What the hell Pamela? I pay for all your upgrades and this is how you repay me?
Host:Shaddap and play the goddamn game.Our next question is what is your favorite thing about your marriage?
Pope:Sexus beebiecus orcus lalala...(I'd have to say the way Cop puts earplugs on when I sing and dosen't care about who I'm dating.)
*cricketnoise*
Host:Jesus Christ. What about you, Cop?
Cop: Probably the same thing...No..He gives me beer.
Host:Okay, a more normal answer..I think. And what about you, Jessie?
Jessie: Ash lets me pet Dildo! He is one stron-
Host:And you, Ash?
Ash:Um...I like the things she does to pet-
Host:I'm not going there. Okay. Pamela, what do you like most about your marriage?
Pamela:Woof.
Host:Pardon?
Pamela:I mean, WHAT IS BLUE?
Host:This is not Jeopardy.
Pamela:Um..What was the question?
Host:Never mind. What about you Stan?
Stan:I dunno...I mean, I guess I find her stupidity funny...
Host:*twitches*OKAY! TIME TO END THE SHOW AND GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!I NEED CRACK! Cop and Pope, YOU WIN 10,000 DOLLARS! GOOD NIGHT.
Cop: I like beer.*drinks beer, scratches butt*
Pope:Hellicus yeah! (Hell y-eah!)