A Communication Problem...

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Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room service"

RS: "Rye...Ruin Sorbees...morny! Djewish to ordor sumteen?"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July dem?"
G: "What?"

RS: " Ow July dem?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baycem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo one toes???"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo one toes" means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "toast". Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS: "We bother??"
G: "No...just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad??"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy??"
G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baycem, tossy singlish, mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye???"
G: "Whatever you say!!"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome!!