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We all know those cute little computer symbols called emoticons", where

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-) and

:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been Êaround

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_E=3Dmc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass