Introduction
What Is Idiocy?
Idiocy...A problem that has plagued the human race since the beginning of time. It's caused tremendous amounts of unhappiness, led to most of humanities ills, and yes, even caused incalcuable deaths. Still, its causes remain elusive...Until now.
For the past twenty-eight years, the staff of the OOITC (Official On-Line Idiot Testing Center) has been undertaking an exhaustive study into the nature of idiocy. We've conducted countless interviews, psychologically (and physically) abused a wide variety of subjects, and even experimented on ourselves in order to finally put an end to this grave flaw in human nature. What we have found, is that it can't be done. We have, however, found a way to isolate those traits that cause the problem in the hope that, in the future, these traits can be eliminated.
Can Idiocy Be Tested?
The short answer: OF COURSE IT CAN, YOU TWIT. IF IT COULDN'T, THIS SITE WOULDN'T EXIST. The long answer: Nearly three decades of research have led us to the discovery that the condition commonly referred to as idiocy is actually a construct comprised of three attributes: Naivete, Gullibility, and Stupidity. The presence of any one or two of these attributes, while not a positive thing by any means (with the possible exception of naivete in very limited doses), does not create the problem. Idiocy requires the presence of all three attributes, and it's severity is determined by their proportions. What lies before you are three tests, each designed to measure a particular attribute of idiocy. After the final test you will be given a scale with which to score your performance on each test, and an interpretation of your score based on our research. Good Luck
Introduction