You can recite the episodes word for word… Without it playing
When you walk around the house, dressed like saiyaman.
When you think the only way to win a fight in a school fight is to use a Genki Dama, or a Kamehameha..
When you imagine yourself to have an alternate life in the Zed world, and are married to one of the characters. (Celes: It's NOT imagined! I really DO live there! LOOK! There's Goku! Mua ha ha ha ha!)
When you call an emergancy sleep over to watch all 64 episodes AND the special of DBGT with your friends cause you JUST got a boot legged copy of all of them in the mail from your brother.
When you write a list like this at the emergancy sleep over.
When you die your hair blonde and gel it up to look like a super saiyajin.
When you are babysitting two little kids who have not heard of DBZ and teach them all the characters and storylines by hand.
When said little kids start to love the show.
When you and said little kids root through the laundry and dress up as Pan, Goten, and Videl (Cause you are too big to be one of the kid saiyajins.)
When you attempt to form Ki blasts.
When you can swear you HAVE formed ki blasts.
When you HAVE formed ki blasts.
When you have attempted to throw said ki blasts at certain math teachers.
When you throw things at the TV when your favorite characters is loosing.
When you get your parents to like the show.
When, if nothing has blatently attacked you for over a day you start to get worried.
When you play rock paper scissors to see who is gonna destroy the next bad guy… Er… Do the next chore…
Your locker at school is plastered, not with boyfriend pictures, but DB/DBZ/DBGT pictures.
Or room, for that matter.
When one of your siblings friends will not go in your room because he thinks anime is demonic, and your room is almost wall papered with printed out pictures.
When you call eachother up just to gloat about who has more picutres.
When you sit and cry when you delete all your pictures of your favorite character by accident. (One of us did)
When you put at least one picture of a DB character on every school book/item you own.
When you fashion your own book covers out of pictures.
When you go to wake your best friend up at a sleepover and she wakes up calling out for one of the DBZ characters.
When you get mad when someone says something wrong about your favorite character.
When you eat like a saiyajin and your parents send you to your room.
When you relate your parents to Zed parents.
When your mother has actually hit your father with a frying pan.
When you swear you will not date anyone that does not look-act-and sound like your favorite DBZ character.
When you have fanfictions that, in some way, unite you with your favorite character.
When you cannot draw anything but DBZ characters.
When you have tattooed your friend's leg with a DBZ character (in pen) and it looks GOOD.
When you have a pole like Goku's and you swear it will extend.
When you shave your head bald and put dots on your head.
If you have actually gotten mad at Krillin for dressing like Piccolo.
When you and your friends have actually done the fusion dance.
When you go through the day acting like a character.
When you actually try the BRAIN DANCE……
When you have a whole bunch of pictures that people got off of the episodes and you play "Match this picture with the movie" and put them in order.
When you try to make senzu beans.
You have an attempt at a time machine in your basement and your dad wants to know where his tools went.
You cannot rename any character in those RPG games anything BUT DBZ characters.
You have two cats… Puar and Kitty.
You wish YOU had a pet dragon.
When you have tried instant transmission.
When you have stood out side and called for the nimbus..
When you have stood in the middle of the shopping mall and called for the nimbus.
When you have stood in the middle of school and called nimbus.
When you have chased your friends around school for dissing your favorite character.
When you have died yourself green and insisited you are a Namek.
When you wear nothing but spandex… All the time…
You never go anywhere without your tail.
When you get mad at the toy companys because the toys don't look at ALL like the characters.
When you buy a Vegeta blow up doll… (Cece…)
When you make DragonBalls out of clay in art class.
When you sign up for martial arts because you wanna be like Goku.
When you swear to the people in said marital arts school that you used to train under Son Goku.
When you quit the school because they could not teach you ki blasts… Or how to fly.
When you come into school saying that you are an all powerful being from another planet.
When you chase someone into the boy's bathroom because he looks like your favorite character.
When you try to make a gravity room.
When you try to convinve your friends that you are HONESTLY an aliean from the dead planet Vegeta and you are here to destroy the world.
When you carry around a sword.
When all you doodle on your books is DBZ people.
When you talk about nothing but DBZ..
If you have honestly argued over which DBZ character has the cutest ass… (We all know it is Vegeta.)
If you have your own page… Hehe.
When you use DBZ characters to explain Punnet Squares to your friends.
When you have understood most of these jokes.
When you have DONE most of the stuff on this list.
