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This was on backlashbmx.com on the forum and this is for all the riders who quit because of girls or wives made them-get out the chains,padlocks and being pussywhipped!
32 reasons why bicycles are better than girlfriends by Deniz
1-Bicycles dont get pregnant
2-You can ride your bike any time of month
3-bikes dont have parents
4-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong.
5-You can share a bike with friend
6-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
7-When riding you and your bike arrive at the sametime
8-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have
9-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
10-If your bike goes flat you can fix it
11-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
12-If your bike is misaligned you dont have to discuss politics with it
13-You can ride other friends bikes and still be friends
14-If you say bad things to your bike you dont have to apologize before you ride it
15-You can ride your bike for as long as yoy want & it wont get sore
16-You can stop riding your bike as soon as you want & it wont get frustrated
17-Your mother wont stay in contact with your bike after you dump it
18-Bikes dont get headaches
19-Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
20-Bikes dont care if you are late
21-You dont have to take shower before you ride your bike
22-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents
23-In mixed company you can talk about great rides you had
24-Your bike wont change the channel
25-Your bike never says " no" or "not righ now"
26-You can video tape yourself riding a bike and share with friends
27-you can upgrade your bike
28-Bikes dont cost as much
29-If you throw your bike across the parking lot , it doesnt call the cops on you
30-Your bike wont get another rider even if you cant see it all the time
31-You dont have to change rubbers everytime you ride
32-You can sell your bike.
Thnkas To Deniz and backlashbmx.com
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