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Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Presents Death Of a Turkey!

This freeperview event is dedicated to a long lost turkey who was confused and scared and committed suicide. It was a few years ago when at Jersey John's cabin up in New York State a turkey,who's name we were told not to release, committed suicide. He was walking on the porch of the cabin. He was just strolling around and did the worst thing he could have ever done. He looked in the window and saw it's own reflection. He got scared, jump through the window into the cabin...and sadly...killed itself. We pay tribute to this poor turkey and his family, but don't you worry, because most likely, we will eat them for Thanksgiving. EHW! EHW! EHW!

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