I dreamed Phil Spector came over last night.
He wanted to produce me.
I said Okay.
He said No Charge.
I laughed.

He turned on the console.
I cranked up the echo unit.
He cleaned my glasses.
Taped for 13 hours.
Had a HUGE HIT!
Then I woke up.









Turns out it
REALLY HAPPENED!!
A month later
Phil releases a
FULL ALBUM
and it goes
DOUBLE PLATINUM.

ALBUM ARTWORK ©2000 ALFRED BOLAND
(REDBOL)








BUT SINCE WE DIDN'T SIGN ANY CONTRACTS, HE'S LAFFIN' ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!!!