(REHEARSALS)
MOORE TO FOLLOW!
There comes a time
when you should stop expecting other
people to make a big deal about your
birthday. That time is age 11.
The most powerful force in the universe
is gossip.
There is a very fine line between
"hobby" and "mental illness."
People who want to share their religious
views with you almost never want you to
share yours with them.
You should not confuse your career with
your life.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to
the waiter, is not a nice person.
No matter what happens, somebody will
find a way to take it too seriously.
When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who
perceives a solution and is willing to
take command; very often, that
individual is crazy.
Your friends love you,
anyway.