Don't get too excited, but click here and view my soon-to-be-tattoo or where I work

Pictures from my vacation to the Happiest Place On Earth :-)

Various facts about me...

Funny things my friends say that I found amusing. This page is old as hell.

Further proof that I'm starved for attention: veiw my diary here.

Work In Progress

Dear Lord. I'm doing this stuff to myself because...???

I think I spent an hour just trying to get the color scheme down. Sooner or later this table format'll be incorporated into the whole thing but not just yet.

A while ago this used to be an X-Files site denouncing character Diana Fowley, hence the bizzare URL :-) Way back in the day when I knew what I was doing I converted everything into the formatless "advanced" webshell; back when my memory retained HTML knowledge. Unfortunately, that is *NOT* the case at present so I figured I'd copy-paste this spiffy table template thing and it'd be cake...how wrong was I? Let's just say...VERY :-D

I've only got two pages, and both are, well, "bullocks" to quote some overseas friends. Soon I'll have actual stuff up but for now...this is it! Enjoy!

Sarah