1999 Reasons Jaromir Jagr will NEVER be a Ranger Ways to tell you're a NY Ranger... or play for the NY Rangers Ways to score in hockey Reasons the Devils are better than the Rangers... during the Holidays 2000 Things to do if one player scores ALL your teams goals Ways to survive a hockey game Problems created if there were suddenly NO HOCKEY Reasons the Blues are better than the Rangers Symptoms of Hockey Withdrawal Reasons the Blues lost to the Sharks in the First Round of the Playoffs 2001 Reasons the Flyers should trade Eric Lindros Songs easily Related to Hockey and/or the Crasher Line & Friends Things on the Penguins' GM's list of things to do Reasons Julie Will NEVER (e-e-eever) be Penguins Head Coach Bathtub Sports (The Valentines' Day Special List) Reasons the 2001 All-Star Game was held in Colorado Reasons the Blues Swept Dallas in the 2001 Playoffs Things that may be the direct result of the Hockeywitch Things Julie Would do if she had Islander Influence (a/k/a, how she'd fix them) Most F*ckable Players in the 2001 Playoffs
