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1. If you are not officially "dating", but you are "more than friends", you are
just going out for ice cream
2. Scott can leave Colts Neck at 3pm, fly to Atlanta by 9pm, share a plane with
Stephanie McMahon, see RAW live, be back home on a plane by 11:30pm, and not
miss a beat the next day
3. Matrix humor = always funny
4. Stone Cold 3:16 says he just hugged your ass... and it's more dangerous than
a Stone Cold Stunner
More to be added as we learn more... if you've got any of your own, feel free
to e-mail me, and let me know!
These will eventually have their own page, but for now, I'll put them here...
Done while I was feeling creative, using Photoshop.
My picture, taken during the 2001 Cup Finals in Continental Airlines Arena.
It came out nice enough, and I used it while borrowing a "Bourquism" (?)
The Devils' Mission 16W
Also my picture, taken at some point during the 2001 season during a pregame
skate... edited later to become the standby for any Devils-related standalone
page I decide to do
The Lineup during Pregame Skate... Fire on Ice
A conglameration of my pictures, taken at different times, pieced together
and given words... It's the "official" EA Sportsline game-winning goal pic
used on the Crasherline online recaps.
The EA Sportsline: They're in the game
Not my photo... but one I found of Steve Yzerman online... very fuzzy and small
when I found it, but look what a little creative Photoshop use will get you:
Steve Yzerman: "The Captain"
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The Jay Trophy
awarded to the player who just can't get the job done
--fundamentals are sloppy, and talent is slim.
Just read Scott's Recaps, and you'll KNOW.
What more is there to say???
(besides the obvious...)
"...And Jay Pandolfo got down on his knees, and said a prayer that very day
the Devils won the Stanley Cup. He got down on his knees, and said,
"Oh Dear God, my name is Jay! And I just won a Stanley Cup Championship.
Why does everyone still think that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK ?!?!?"
- yet another mutual collaboration -
The Jay Trophy awarded to the player who just can't get the job done --fundamentals are sloppy, and talent is slim. Just read Scott's Recaps, and you'll KNOW. What more is there to say??? (besides the obvious...)
