Mutual Collaborations The Hockeywitch and Friends December 16, 2000 The skies erupted as the goal light lit and John MacLean celebrated in front of the net. As the skies opened....GOD HIMSELF appeared....and began to speak !!! "Don".... ...."but... but my name is John, God !!!" "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS !!!!!!" "God... how come I scored two goals tonight... but everyone still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK ????" January 11, 2001 ...to theme of "Girl's Got Issues", by The Offspring... Scott was seeing this girl And she was probably out of her mind Well she had baggage And it was all the emotional kind She talked about closure In that "I love you" sort of way Now I don't mean to be insensitive But I really hate thattt SKANK :p And he said yeah, yeah Angie's got issues And I've gotta pay Yeah She said she's the victim Yeah, yeah Now I know I'll be abandoned if she's not at the hotel on time And now we know she'll never admit But shit I still got to the airport just FINE !! And I say Oh Angie had issues And we're gonna pay Yeah She says she's the victim And taking it all out on me I don't know where you messed up I know why they all say you're a whore Just do me a favor And check your baggage at the door Well she talked about the blues nonstop And he didn't mind But when she called out their names in bed That's where he drew the line Now she's said a hundred times how Brett Hull left and he's gone, But he said I wish she wouldn't call me Pronger When we're getting in on If you think I'm controlling Then why do you follow me around If you're not co-dependent Then why do you let others drag you down I don't care cause you fucked up Making all our lives a chore Just do me a favor Stay in St Louis you lousy 2-bit whore !!!! January 11, 2001 Scott Stevens: You watching, PRONGER? Let me tell you something. You won because I LET you win. You really THINK that you could beat me as easily as you did if I really WANTED to win? *pauses...quietly* Heh... Yeah. I didn't think so. Think about it, Pronger. Think good & hard about it. And keep in mind what game you're trying to play.....Mine. You don't know all the rules, Chris. You don't know what the point of the game is--you don't know what you need to do to win my game. For all you know, you could be playing right into my hands. ...Notice when the GAME was for KEEPS.....I WAS that DAMN good....you should know... ...you were home watching on TV !!!!
