. . . . .Unibrow Humor.

	Hello hello. Hello. Please wipe your feet.
	About (this page). "If this is monkey pee, you're on your own." -- The X-Files
	Hannah (backwards). "In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey." -- Beck.
	My..drawings. "Less artsy, more fartsy!" -- The Simpsons.
	Music. "All my favorite singers couldn't sing." -- The Silver Jews
	Television / Film. "Roll on, reels of celluloid, as the great earth rolls on!" -- Frank O'Hara.
	Animation. "Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose?" -- They Might Be Giants.
	Other. "It's sweet and tangy. It's swangy!" -- Tropicana OJ.
	Guestbook. "Beggars can't be choosers." -- proverb.
	"He believed that Coca-Cola from this fountain would make him eternally funky." -- 7/31/98. "Yeah, but so does crack and chewing gum." -- my father. "It's like an abstract expressionist... done by the Easter Bunny." -- my brother. "You guys are so sexist." -- my mother.
"Isn't Hannah a peach?" "Oh, I am such a goose!" -- Gods and Monsters...