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11/29/05 Are MD drivers that bad? Apparently so. Even worse than Jersey drivers? Could be, it's a toss up. Why you ask? Well for starters, they drive 30mph in a 15mph pedestrian zone. They forget to put their parking brake on AND place the car in gear when the car is a manual in park. Hmm..they drive like morons in the left lane and when you try to pass them from the center or right lane, they suddenly speed up, thus boxing you in. They cut in like nobody's business. Just some simple observations
2005 Domo Kun, the walking turd thingy so kindly decided to take over this sorry webspace. Remember the kittens! GIMME TV!
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This site is for all the people who notice all the small itty bitty things that can piss people off.
Many people tell me advice, especially the age old "Don't sweat the small stuff"...And guess what, It's true and completely good advice. But this site is dedicated to all the stupid, funny things that happen in society, so on with the show...Things that Craig Killborn, Conan O'Brien, and the infamous Jerry Seinfeld are known for.
Maybe I should go in to some therapy, but I'll let you people be the judge.
Let's see....to whet your whistle, here are some random thoughts (rants and raves if you will):
Ever see those women in cars. Especially if she's in front of you driving in her Cadillac. Then, when she cuts you off, she sticks her hand out to try and pull in to your lane, as if the hand is gonna stop your 2+ ton car!!!
Don't even get me started with those who turn the driver seat into a Max Factor salon.
Folks, you haven't seen driving until you've driven in a taxi cab in New York. Damn, not only can they corner around the most tight streets in all of Hizzoner's glorious city, you swore you never thought your bowels could do gyrations like that.
Went to a Barnes and Noble the other day. Sheesh that thing was packed. Lines are so long, I thought I was buying books at Disney World. For cryin' out loud, it's a yuppie's paradise complete with $5 coffees and snooty cashiers. What a poor excuse not to go visit your local library.
I just hate it when people use stereotypes. I hate it even more when they use the wrong derogatory term. Hey, morons, thats two strikes you're commiting: 1. You're a rascist 2. You're idiocy. Get it straight, it's like screwing up a joke. Ah duh..it's as stupid as a screen door on a battleship....duh....
Well, stayed tune people, images of great stuff will pop up here any moment.
Please come back and visit again!
Oh, by the way, if any people have any ideas to expand this site, by all means....
After promoting my site on Lycos and Hotbot, it seems that there are other Dumbasses's sites. Seems to me that someone should start a Dumbasses Web Ring or something. Hmmmmm?
Now on to the MASTER LIST!
Click here to see the MASTER LIST!
Oh, and by the way, my brother's got this kick ass Calvin/pissed shirt, and when i have time I'll get a picture of it up. Starcky should know what I',m talkin' about.
Here's the long awaited picture! One of the greatest shirts I've ever seen.
Here it is, My new Kickass Richardson Apartment! Ain't she a beaut? Can't really see much...here I'm attempting to play Perfect Dark at one of our parties. It has seen much worse days!
That reminds me, I should introduce myself. My name's Geoff, and I'm was a student at Rutgers/ School of Engineering. I graduated with a Materials Engineer degree, dabbled into Fiber Optics. I work in the Draw Tower here, where I made optical fiber. Woo-hoo. I love this place. It gives me a sense of home and so many dumbasses, smart-alecs, etc to watch! I'm 5'10", asian, black/soon to be brown (I hope) hair, brown eyes, and enjoy nice skates through the park, walk the dog, pick up the mail, mow the lawn..hey wait a sec....and such and such. Big time Simpsons and Futurama fan as well.
Oh if you're wondering what the heck is that on the side of my face...well I'm gonna give you three guesses. Give up?....It's a birthmark so dispense with the weird ass oddity gawking.
Well, well, well. The Rutgers football team manages to win a game this year! The biggest upset of the year came and gone on November, 13, 1999, when Rutgers defeated Syracuse 24-21 in OT in front of 17,909 fans! Here we are, the only fans to have come with face paint and signs...Truly, one of the most exciting sporting event I've ever been to. Photo Courtesy of rutgersfan.com (which he failed to credit his camera he used to take this photo: a Kodak DC240)
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Free Web Building Help (gotta do this too)
Semisonic: A great band from Minnesota, don't cha know
NHL, What else - The Greatest and Coolest Game on Earth
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Learn how to play and coach roller hockey!
Ted Brian's: My roommate's website...Check it out, Its
phat!
Counter-Strike: One of the greatest online games out there!
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