The Beau and Nico Show 2
THE BEAU AND NICO SHOW
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Two
2 KITTIES!
oral robert 1
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here's daddy goin' fruity. he's always
puttin' stuff in his mouth. we didn't
get ANY of this! but we prefer he use
this instead of that other thing he's
always suckin' on ! ! |
Oral Robert 2
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gag!!!
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AND NOW THE STAR OF OUR SHOW . . .
Folks, won't you join me now in giving a
warm welcome.....
BEAUREGARD DIDDLEYSQUAT ! ! !
(uproarious applause) "Thank you! I
appreciate it!" (proceeds to play
Rachmaninoff's Nutra-Suite #4 in F
minor, Opus Pocus part 9, joined by a
specially commisionned All-Feline Dance
Troupe from Jericho TN, and Nico herself
on jew's harp. Tonight's concert is
being recorded by Dr. ZZ on a high
quality glass saucer in 3D ultrasound
Windex remover, to be issued on
Krystyna's birthday, 21 Nov 1999, on
Deutche Grammaphonf.)
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Beau's ax (bought at a yard sale for
$20)
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CAT SCAN
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capstan
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R U Hungry??
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stevie displaying an Arby's with
enthusiasm
Madison TN 4 Aug 1970
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We're ALWAYS Hungry!
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Kitty Choices of Best Places to Visit!
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New Rose 7"
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Billy's Angel of the Morning
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TIME'S UP!
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You been here way too long!
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ADIOS AMIGOS!
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Thanks for tuning in...Come see us again
SOON!
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The New York Times TV critic reviews
the Beau & Nico Good Times Happy Hour
mid-summer replacement show: "This
so-called tribute to vaudvillian
extravaganzas of the past, opened and
closed in 20 minutes to a loud chorus of
hissing and kitty moaning. The sign of
things to come was the opening sketch
which suffered from technical problems
like the failure of the stars to find
the entrance through the curtain to the
badly handled flashlight which
substituted for a spotlight. Bad sound
problems plagued the following sketch;
audience members grew weary of not
hearing the stars and began to talk
amongst themselves much to the annoyance
of Mr. Beau who leered menacingly from
the stage. To her credit, Miss Nico
tried to bring the show together with an
old time beer hall song. By then, the
audience had begun to throw Pounce
Tartar Control and catnip mousies at the
stage. Mercifully, the house lights
rose and everyone regained their senses
and their admission fees, as well. This
critic has not heard of such a debacle
since the days of Igor Stravinsky's
debut of the Rite of Spring and the
ensuing riot. Perhaps this team will
learn from their mistakes and rehearse
endlessly for their next foray onto the
serious stage."
---Thruppington Klungf
(since this review was published, Mr.
Klungf has left the Times and is now
farming earthworms on the Essex Coast)
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Family Approved
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1967
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STOP SHAKING ME !!
OOPS! UP COMES DINNER ! !
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