MAN WITHOUT A GLAND

MAN WITHOUT A GLAND


here i sit inside a trap
of ugly girls who kiss
i could use a plain escape
to rid myself of this
please forget what's happening and
wind your watch and burn your calendar

it would not appear so bad
if i were sound asleep
maybe what i need is an
affair with horny sheep
all these girls they smell so bad
i'd like to cut my nose off just today

wish i was a man without a gland
just an organ player in a band
me and misery they must go hand in hand

if i choose to scissor off
my precious bag of wealth
will i be alright or will i
die for mental health
i don't want to urinate
without a way to guide it to the bowl

i just used a razor blade
to sever off a thumb
throw it to that awful girl
who thought she wanted some
everything is red and dim
where is the thread and needle when i need it?


1977 r.stevie moore

as appears on
piano lessons
worth it


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