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R. STEVIE MOORE
"Blind Man's Penis Rocky Top Salty Dog Blues"

from the 2006 album ZEITGEIST


A BLIND MAN'S PENIS a/k/a PEACE AND LOVE (John Trubee)

I got high last night on LSD
My mind was beautiful, and I was free
Warts loved my nipples because they are pink
Vomit on me, baby, yeah yeah yeah.

A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind
It's erect because he's blind
A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind
It's erect because he is blind. _____>

Let's make love under the stars and watch for UFOs
And if little baby Martians come out of the UFOs
We can fluck them, yeah yeah yeah.

The zebra spilled its plastinia on bemis
And the gelatin fingers oozed electric marbles
Ramona's titties died in hell
And the Nazis want to kill everyone.

rStevie Wonder's penis is erect because he's blonde

1976

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ROCKY TOP (Boudleaux and Felice Bryant)

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Aint' no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no telephone bills
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, the other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that.

Rocky Top you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

1967

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SALTY DOG BLUES (Zeke Morris)

Standing on the corner with the lowdown blues
A great big hole in the bottom of my shoes
Honey, let me be your salty dog

Let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your man at all
Honey, let me be your salty dog

Work out Stevie workout!
A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind
A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind
Daddy just told me I got to stop!

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top
Lookin' for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will

Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top
Dirt's too rocky, by far
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
Get their corn from a jar.

Rocky Top you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

Look it here Sal, I know you
Run down stocking and a wore out shoe
Honey, let me be your salty dog

Let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your man at all
Honey, let me be your salty dog

I've had years of cramped-up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again
Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Aint' no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no blonde penises

Rocky Top you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee
Rocky Top TN 37115

Down in the wildwood sitting on a log
Finger on the trigger and an eye on the hog
Honey, let me be your salty dog

Let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your man at all
Honey, let me be your salty dog

Work out Stevie workout!
A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind
A blind man's penis is erect because he's blond
Daddy just told me I got to stop!

All hands on deck

1947




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