what would a britney hate page be without putting her rollingstone cover up?? so guys, her ya go...please, try to contain yourselves...b4 you call me a hipocrite for buyin the magazine, i didn't...my friend has a subscription to it...k??

let's start with the cover:

first off, she's got the "gay" teletubbie staring at her...nevermind...and the oh sooo cute polka dot short things...gag me!!


oh joy!! she's got baby on her butt!! pink is such a yucky color...nice hair (extensions)...i don't think she could even fit on that bike


she claims not to be a sl*t in the article...i don't someone who claims not to be a sl*t should be pullin up her skirt...


oh yeah...i love standing in front of stuff in my room lookin all skanky...uh-huh...did you notice the thing for the album on her wall...oh yeah, she really needs more stuff to tell her that she's oh so great!!


oh man...where to start...why's she tryin to be mariah?? and her shirts creepin up on her...why is her little sister dressed like madonna?? and why is her brother trying to look up her skirt??


man, i love the sl*tty school-girl look she's perfected...yeah...that's it brit, give the guys behind you somethin to look at...

some little notes from me on the article:
--she says somethin about kids self-esteem, and how as being a role-model you don't want to do anything stupid...then what's up with this??
--she called southpark sacreligious (sp?), then dresses like that...
--she's only 17, so her parents would have had to consent to that...
--in one part of the article, it says that her and her mom start analyzing a zit on her nose...
i think that's it...i might write more later...