this was sent in by Aries4...I totally agree with her...Thanks
Why should I be jealous of Britney spears because:
1.I can't afford to have breast implants which I don't need because mine are big
enough and real
2.I can't go around dressing like a skank for magazines(aww too bad)
3.I don't have a weave (which looks very nappy I must say)which I don't need
4.I don't get paid for singing (badly I might add)(actually very badly)well....I
always have wanted a job which didn't require any work and someone made you look
good even though you don't do anything.
5.I'm not dating a member of n'sync(but then again neither is Britney)ATTENTION
ALL N"SYNC FANS JUSTIN DISS COMING UP IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT SKIP TO
NUMBER SIX.Oh boo hoo I don't get to date a curly haired bleach blond boy
6.I don't get to diss people(lets not forget the backstreet boy incident)and be
7.I don't get to be a phony and treat my few fans like trash.
8.Oh yeah thats my life's work to be able to fool someone into thinking I have
talent and letting the studio make me sound better then I actually do(lets not
forget the rosie o'donnell show incident)
9.I don't get to jiggle around for twelve year old kids(the kids choice awards)
10.I don't get to mooch off of someone else's success to build up my own
career(N'sync)and act like I did it all on my own.
11.Now I don't know why but for some reason I don't want to be britney spears
aka a weave wearing bleach blonde wannabe who probably won't be anywhere to be
found in ten years.