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QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"Gods are just demons with better publicity and larger than normal egos."
(Unknown)

"We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world."
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you after it as when you are in it.
(unknown)

A good scapegoat is nearly as good as a solution to the problem.
(Unknown)

I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory.
(Unknown)

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
(Unknown)

A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even if you're slightly cracked.
(Unknown)

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
(Unknown)

I honor my personality flaws for without them I'd have no personality at all.
....Anonymous

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend;
Inside of a dog its too dark to read.
...Anonymous

Reality is an occurence that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
...Anonymous

I'm not Wierd!  I'm an OMer*!
*OM a trademark of whoever owns it now*

* I've read the book, seen the movie, and I'm still fuzzy about whats going on.*
...Xander, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

*The more you  live in this world, the more apart from it you see you really are.*
....Whistler,from BtVS

*I do not babble.  I occasionally run on, Every now and then i yammer.*
...Xander, BtVS

*Its funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.*
....Xander BtVS

*There's moments in you life that make you, that set the course for who you're going to be.
Sometimes they're little, subtle moments.  Sometimes they're not.*
...Angel, BtVS

*Fate exists but it can only take you so far.  Because once you're there,
its up to you to make it happen.*
...Can't hardly wait

*Bottom line is, even when you see them coming, you're not really ready for the big moments.
No one asks for their life to change, not really.
But it does.
So what are we? Helpless? Puppets?  No.
The big moments are going to come.  You can't help that.  Its what you do afterward that counts.
You'll see what I mean.*
....Whistler, BtVS

*Sex fixes everything.  Its the neosporin of amore'*
....Dick Solomon, Third Rock from the Sun.

*I mock you with my monkey pants.*
...Oz, BtVS

*Love makes you do the wacky.*
...Buffy and Willow, BtVS

*I sometimes like things that are not good for me.*
...Xander, BtVS

*Love isn't brains, children, its blood.
Blood screaming inside you to work its will....*
...Spike, BtVS

And the one that so totally applies to me:
*I pretty much repress anything math related*
...Buffy, BtVS
*I pretty much repress anything math related.*
...BuBtVS

And last but not least:
*Passion.  It lies in all of us.  Sleeping... Waiting....
And though unwanted...unbidden...it will stir...
Open its jaws....And howl.
It speaks to us, guides us...
Passion rules us all.
And we obey.
What choice do we have?
Passion is the source of our finest moments.
The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, the escasty of grief.
It hurst sometimes more than we can bear.
If we could live without Passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace.
But we would be hollow...empty rooms, shuttered and dank.
Without passion, we'd be truly dead.*
....Angelus, from BtVS.
 
 

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