HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MICHAEL
HEY BIG GUY, THIS IS IT,
THIS IS THE DAY IN OF THE WEEK OF THE MONTH OF THE YEAR 1953 THAT YOU WERE HATCHED! AND WE CELEBRATE!!
WOO WOO!!
ON BEHALF OF ALL OF YOUR DEAREST FRIENDS,
LEMME LEAD THE CHOIR IN SINGING AND REJOICING IN YOUR HONOR, SIR!!
HOPE YOU RECEIVE
A LITTLE COLOR
AND
LOTS OF ALL THE GIFTS OF GOOD CHEER THAT YOU DESERVE,
AND SAVOR EVERY WAKING HOUR OF THIS MOST IMPORTANT HISTORIC SATURDAY!!
WAIT UP!
IT'S HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOPHEAD!!
I ONLY WANT TO BE THERE TOO!!