DISCLAIMER:Pokemon and Team Rocket are sole property of 4Kids and Nintento. All rights are reserved...so you'll have to take a left instead.
In addition, we at Da Rocket Realm created this site for the sole purpose of entertainment. So far, no one's really had a problem with this place. You asked for the truth...but you can't handle the truth!...er, sorry. I can get like that...
Below is an almost completely hidden menu. The pages within this site contains the secret information, which I have obtained through a series of complicated phone calls and an apple pie. Some of it gives info on the show, but most of it's dedicated to having a good laugh at all the characters...read and have fun!
And just remember, if you don't like it, don't come flaming us. *Note: Constructive critcism, which is totally different from flaming, is accepted.
This place is proudly hosted by me and my best friend Kelly. About us: We're Jerzey ChIcAs, and we love Pokemon. That includes watching it, playing it, and MAKING FUN OF IT. (**sinister laughter**)
Da Rocket Realm first started out over a year ago, back in September '99. Originally named "Welcome to the World Of Pokemon" (It's a Scary Place!), it was dedicated to the entire show of Pokemon--Ash, Misty, Brock--the whole gang--with a small section for Jessie and James.
Then about 4 months later, Kelly and I did a total 180:we got really sick of Ash's stubborness, of Misty's constant complaining (she can be OK sometimes), and while Brock was still cool, the remaining 2/3 of his team were not. In short, we started cheering for TR! And so we changed the site into *The Rocket Realm,* giving the best villians of all time (and their accomplices, aka Butch, Cassidy, and others) a place in the internet sun. And here we are, 526 hits and 13 guestbook entries later...and one founder gone (Kelly).
Ok, enough. Here's what you'll find at the Realm:
Contents
A new menu!! A new BG!! You like? Email me, or tell me what you think in a guestbook entry!
What is Team Rocket? Known in Japan as Rocketto Dan, which translates directly to "Rocket Gang", Team Rocket is a top-secret organization, whose 2 main objectives are to capture rare and unusual pokemon and gain world domination. (Sadly, I really don't think the latter will be accomplished any time soon, but it's fun to dream ^_~) Sounds scary, no? Check out the "Meet the Team" section for more.
But on the show, we don't really see evil, scary or violent villains...in fact, for the most part, we see three innocent people. Just three best friends trying not to screw up a mission. They may act stupid for comedic purposes, but they have quick wit and amazing creativity. They fail over and over, but they do it in style. They make us laugh with cute puns; they make us cry with their thoughts on life; they make us squel with every adorable pose. They are Jessie, James, and Meowth.
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Looks like Jess & Kelly are blasting off again!
