A final word of encouragement.... Don't, what ever you do, forget these RULES...
Always read labels...if it says "dry clean only" hang it back on the rack.
Never lay that day's outfit across the bed and walk away... for that matter, never lay that day's outfit across the bed...period.
Leave earrings in jewelry box until you're absolutely ready to put them in your ears.
Never stand in one spot too long after putting on panty hose.
Never brush your teeth in the nude with the bathroom door open.
Ditto for combing your hair after showering.
If you must wear things that tie, keep them short and tie them fast.
Never leave rolled up socks on the dresser.
Never walk through the catnip patch before coming in the house. If you realize you've done it, remove your shoes and hold high over your head.
It's your only chance for survival.
Never buy anything that says "Lay flat to dry".
Never wash out panty hose and hang over any towel rack, shower rod, or indoor clothesline.
If you install a ceiling fan over your bed, always shorten the pull string.
Never be fooled by a cat fight that will pull you away from the dinner table before your plate is empty.
Never bend down to vacuum under the bed and leave your back unguarded. Always have a lookout.
Always turn lights on when you have to walk anywhere in your home after midnight and always wear something on your feet.
Never leave toilet tissue dangling too far down off the roll.
Always be careful when pulling on pants and pushing toes out the bottom.
Always remove dangling earrings from ears immediately upon entering the house.
Never store catnip in your sock drawer.
Make sure all drawers and doors are closed tightly before leaving a room. Oh, and make sure they're "unoccupied".
Post these rules where everyone, including the cats can see them. (Not that they'll listen, but at least they've been warned).
