Earthbound's Cool Quotes
I was playing the game and i said to
myself...."This game has some cool
quotes". So this page is dedicated to
the many quotes of Earthbound. I had to
clear one of my saved game so i can get
the quotes from the beggining....If you
see something with - around it...that
means you had a choice (a yes or no
question). For example, -YES- or -NO-. I
only put down the one that i chose. If
you have on to add, email me..NOTE: In
the first few quotes, the Onnet Police
Officers are from the meteor site..not
in the police department. Also these are
in
no special order.
The Quotes
- Onett police are infamous for closing roads if something is going on. We are going for the world record.- Police Officer in Onett
- A meteorite has landed, the Sharks are running wild in town, you kids are wandering around, and, I'm hungry...I hate my job! - Onnet Police officer
- Clear out. Get out of my way. Clear out. Get out of my way. Clear out get out of my way. Clear out. Of way out get my. Whoops, my mistake... I mean Get out of my way! -Onett police Oficer
- Nice timing Ness. Will you o something about Pokey? He's Driving me nuts. Are you two friends? You're not friends, but arent you neighbors? C'mon, help me out here! - Onett police officer.
- (Ive got fleas sucking me dry, so im just going to lie still for now)- King, whiles hes sleeping
- Yeah, sure, youre cool! Whatever- Ness's mom
- (Do you want to go with you?) -NO- (Oh, i get it. You just wanted me to talk to me because I'm so loveable.) -King
- I'm a busy man, but when I do a job, I do it well. Im a man's man.
- A bee i am not...- Buzz-Buzz (if you dont now this one...GEESH!)
- Ness, buddy...I have something to tell you, and only you. Can you com visit later? (weird music plays)- Liar X. Agerate..(One of my fav. quotes.)
- What a cute yellow backpack.- Girl in front of the library.
- EARTHBOUND EARTHBOUND EARTHBOUND!! -me while playing the game
- Kidnapping is wrong! Ill be careful not to kidnap anyone!- Mr T guy in front of Department Store in Twoson
- I was in the last war, so im not scared of ghosts. Actually, Im more scared of my old lady, Ha!- Guy in Bus Station
- Peanuts, Walnuts, Hazelnuts, Pecans, Macadamia nuts, Cashews, Almonds, Giant Pine Nuts, Pine Nuts, Sun Flower Seeds, Pumkin seeds, Pistachios. Which one do you like? -YES or NO (It doesnt matter which one)-..I asked you which one do you like! -Guy in a locked house in Twoson
- The sky's blue and the sun is high. The prices are so high, it'll make your face turn blue! That's Summers -Guy in Summers
- Thank you again Poke...Uhhh, Mr. Ness. -Doorman of Summers hotel
- (East of here is the port town of Toto)...No,no...I'm not a billboard -Man in Toto
- (Planning Meeting for Earthbound 2. Only those who are related to this project are allowed to enter. APE Software Development Team) -A sign in Fourside *sigh*
- Oh, be careful where you walk. It's filthy. A chubby kid did his business out here somewhere. -Guy in Scaraba
- Should I keep a snake at home? Perhaps I should
- Snakes are are so unpleasent, but so cute...Oh, i dont know what i may be saying. -Guy in Scaraba
- Im just enjoying being with my grandchildren. I'll be better soon. Doyou have grandchildren? -YES- Oh? At your age? Oh...the youth of today shock me...My lands..-Old person in Fourside Hospital
- Hello baby face. What brings you to the Monotli building? -Deskwoman in Monotoli Building
- Last night there was a solitare tournament. I lost my shirt. Ill invite you next time. Hey wait, do you even know what solitare is?
- When I'm off duty from my body guard job, I still have a lot of pent-up energy. But dont worry, I wont come after you. Unless your kinda itchin' for a fight...-A bodyguard in Monotoli Building.
- Oh, so youre skipping school too, right? -Girl in Fourside Department store.
- when i grow up, i wanna work for APE as a progrmer...Do you have any connections with those guys????-Boy in Fourside Dept. Store
- Ive told you a thousand times. *munch munch* I wont join the Happy Happy Religious Group. *munch munch munch* If you get pushy with me, i'll pelt you with peanuts! *munch munch*- Guy in a Twoson House
- I havent taken a bath in a while, so i may be a little stinky- Apple Kid
- I love standing in a queue. I also love words that start with
- Ive been playing
- Why are you asking about a driver's license? Youre way too young to even think about getting behind the wheel, you little pest.-Cop in the police station
- Well, the riot's over. Now i can move on to parking enforcement! Hooray! life is good. Dum dee dee dee...-Lady in police station
- W-Wh-Who's there? It's creepy in here. What, you wont answer?-Guy in a locked Onett house
