The Degenerate Freak that is Me.

Name: Vladamir Christ (Real name undisclosable until the Mob gets off my ass)

Age: 19

Hometown: Roxbury Township, New Jersey (A suburban hellhole)

Music: Im into alot of different music, but without a doubt my favorite types are punk, oi, hardcore, and 2nd wave ska. My favorite bands are Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Snapcase, Blanks 77, Anti-Flag, Specials, Fishbone, Buzzcocks, the list goes on and on. (See Band Links page)

Favorite Movies: Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Resivoir Dogs, Clerks, Slacker, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Decline of Western Civilization, Basquait, and Eraserhead.

Favorite Literature: Last Exit to Brooklyn by Hubert Selby, Black Boy by Richard Wright, Naked Lunch by William Burroughs, any poetry from Kerouac, Ginsburg. Some Shakespeare and works by Freud.

Favorite Food: I am raisin junkie, I eat them where ever I go. I also like rice with soy sauce, tofu, apples and baked beans. In case you haven't caught on I'm a vegetarian.

Famous People I admire: Jello Biafra, Lenny Bruce, Noam Chomsky, Kurt Vonnegut, Ghandi, and my future girlfriend: Kate Moss.

Occupation: As pathetic as it sounds I work at the dining hall at my college, hey it's free food.During the winter and summer breaks I work full time at Ramsey Outdoor Sporting Goods. I sell shoes and make only $6 an hour, which is okay for now. I love my job, I have many friends and the work is not that hard. It has also revived my interests in hiking, camping and fishing, although I am a little annoyed that they sell guns in the hunting department, I guess I can tolerate it for now.

Interests: I like listen to music (see above), riding my BMX, snowboarding, writing poetry, essays, short stories, and articles for my school newspaper. I hang out at the mall alot. But my favorite thing is pissing off jocks and popular people in my school. Recently I took up rowing at my school and am getting more involved in camping and outdoor photography.

Future Occupation: If I'm not lieing face-down in a ditch, I want to be a journalist. Who knows, someday I might win a Pulitzer. If not that than a writer, or lead singer in a punk band.

Colleges: Right now I am in my first year at Rutgers University and I love it. Well I love everything but the people on my floor, they are so stuck up, just like those in my high school. I made many different friends and am involved in a shit-load of activities. Don't ask me about my grades so far, I am probably fucking up beyond my knowledge but I might as well enjoy the ride while it lasts.

Words to Live by: "Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk"- The Cramps, "Remember, it takes a big man to cry but a bigger man to laugh at him"-Unknown, "Melodrama from you is as common as an oral bowel-movement"- Randall from "Clerks"

People who I think Suck