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The SCA Purity Test
Author Morgan Rowanwaif
From a base score of 100, subtract one point for every question answered "Yes".  Subtract two points if you have done such in the past two years

            Question                                                                                                                Y  Y<2

Have you ever "rhino"ed?    
Have you ever intentionally hit an opponent too hard?    
Have you ever intentionally hit an opponent in an illegal area?    
Have you ever used an illegally altered weapon?    
Have you ever made up documentation?    
Have you ever entered an arts competition claiming someone else's work as your own, or lied on your documentation?    
Have you ever feigned illness or injury to avoid work at an event?    
Have you ever feigned illness or injury to avoid your mundane job to go to an event?    
Have you ever strategically chosen tasks to do at an event in order to impress someone?    
Have you ever volunteered someone else for a task?    
Have you ever intentionally given a newby false information about an aspect of SCA life or conduct?    
Have you ever sacrificed mundane necessities for SCA luxuries? (e.g.Eaten ramen for a month to be able to afford $30.00/yard fabric.)    
Have you ever intentionally done something that risked your health for the sake of the SCA?    
Have you ever borrowed garb/weapons/etc. and not returned them, with no intention of returning them?    
Have you ever checked out a book from the library with no intention of returning it?    
Have you ever used your precedence to try to haggle with a merchant?    
Have you ever lied about your precedence to try to haggle with a merchant?    
Have you ever crashed an event without paying?    
Have you ever crashed a feast without paying on board?    
Have you ever spent all your money at an event and needed to beg gas money to get home?    
Have you ever committed a mundane crime at an event?    
Lords:   Have you ever worn your kilt "regimental"? 
Ladies:  Have you ever checked to see if a lord is wearing his kilt "regimental"?
   
Have you ever worn garb to feature a particular aspect of your body?    
Have you ever told a bawdy story, recited a bawdy poem, or sung a bawdy song?    
Have you ever joked about "hangy-downy-things" or liripipes?    
Did you loose your virginity at an SCA event?    
Have you ever made out at an event?    
Have you ever made out on the fighting field at an event?    
Have you ever made out in the hall at an event?     
Have you ever had sex at an event?     
Have you ever had sex on the fighting field at an event?    
Have you ever had sex in the hall at an event?     
Have you ever gone to an event for the sole purpose of making a nookie run?    
Have you ever made out with more than one person at an event?    
Have you ever had sex with more than one person at an event?    
Have you ever had sex with someone just because they had precedence?    
Have you ever had sex with someone with precedence in hopes of advancing your own precedence?    
Have you ever used your precedence to try to seduce someone?    
Have you ever lied about your precedence to try to seduce someone?     
Have you ever knowingly tried to seduce a minor at an event?    
Have you ever had an affair at an event?    
Have you ever had sex with someone without knowing their mundane name?    
Have you ever had sex with someone without knowing either of their names?    
Have you ever dated someone for an extended period of time without knowing their mundane name?    
Have you ever drunk alcohol at an event?     
Have you ever been drunk at an event?    
Have you ever brought alcohol to a dry site?    
Have you ever gotten someone else drunk at an event to try to seduce them?     
Have you ever gotten stoned at an event?    
Have you ever gotten someone else stoned at an event to try to seduce them?    
Have you ever done anything for the sole purpose of lowering your purity score?    
Sub-Totals
   
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Total ( subtract from 100 )
 
Grand? Total
 
Send suggestions for more questions to Morgan Rowanwaif  : <lori.olcott@ipaper.com>