Rich N Famous

 

Jive Turkey in the Straw (Click to play the MP3)

2004

Well I went to Kansas City
And I walked around the block
And I walked right into a bakery shop
I took 3 donuts right outta' the grease
And I handed the lady a 5 cent piece

Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me
And she said, "This money's no good, ya' see
There's a hole in the middle, and it's all the way through"
Says I, "There's a hole in your donuts, too!"

 Well, I had a little chickie
And she wouldn't lay an egg
So, I poured hot water up and down her leg
The little chickie moaned and
The little chickie begged, and
The little chickie laid me
A hard-boiled egg

Do your balls hang low?
Can you swing 'em to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you sling 'em o'er your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Tell the truth, now,
Do your balls hang low?