LOL Senile Old Men

© Rich N Famous 2010	"Teh phraes daitz bak ta mai buoyhood..." Sen. Robert C. Byrd-VA Born November 20, 1917 Longest-serving senator in American history Exalted Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan; 1942 Expert on Race Relations Back to the Rich N Famous Fabulous Rock n' Roll Home Page Back to the top of LOL Senile Old Men
© Rich N Famous 2010	"Fuck yoo!" Sen. John Sidney McCain III-AZ Born August 29, 1936 Media-pandering sucker, "maverick" noted for "reacharounds" across the aisle Anti free speech legislation eviscerated by SCOTUS Loser in 2008 prez campaign to previously unknown 'community organizer' Back to the Rich N Famous Fabulous Rock n' Roll Home Page Back to the top of LOL Senile Old Men
© Rich N Famous 2010	"I haz a relatively gud track record!" Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson Born March 22, 1930 Repeated idiotic pronouncements, e.g. blamed 9-11 on ACLU, pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, and lesbians Blamed Katrina on American abortion policy Need more? OK, also blamed 2010 Haiti earthquake on "curse" from Haitian "pact with the devil" Back to the Rich N Famous Fabulous Rock n' Roll Home Page Back to the top of LOL Senile Old Men
© Rich N Famous 2010	"I maeded a unfortunaet choys uv werdz!" Robert Edward "Ted" Turner III Born November 19, 1938 Too many idiotic pronouncements to catalog, e.g. praised 9-11 hijackers as "brave", and motivated by "poverty" Peed in the punchbowl at Ash Wednesday retirement party for Bernard Shaw, calling attendees with ashes "Jesus freaks who should go work for Fox" Predicted that "in 10 years", global warming will turn any "survivors" into cannibals Back to the Rich N Famous Fabulous Rock n' Roll Home Page Back to the top of LOL Senile Old Men
© Rich N Famous 2010	"Let's faec eet, even awn teh nightz wehn Iz gud, Iz nawt dat gud!" Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooney Born January 14, 1919 Incoherent ramblings formerly considered "wry" or "curmudgeonly" are now... incoherent ramblings His 60 Minutes spots were never very amusing Any more "Few Minutes" are a few too many Back to the Rich N Famous Fabulous Rock n' Roll Home Page Back to the top of LOL Senile Old Men
© Rich N Famous 2010	"Obama kudn't sell waturmelonz...!" Daniel Irvin Rather, Jr. Born October 31, 1931 Most memorable on-air appearance was...disappearing for 6 minutes Doubled down on GWB/TANG memo story 'til the house cut off his credit line Indecipherable metaphors are now... decipherable Back to the Rich N Famous Fabulous Rock n' Roll Home Page Back to the top of LOL Senile Old Men
© Rich N Famous 2010	"Iz teh worst person ta b stuk wif in a traffik jam...!" Lawrence Harvey (Larry King) Zeiger Born November 19, 1933 Said something interesting once. It's recorded on a phonograph cylinder and preserved in the Menlo Park Museum Thought by many to already be dead. Understandable, but, it's just that his show is on CNN, so it's only his career that's dead Chronological age said to be 76, but his pecker is biologically 106, but he thinks it's 36, b/c his wives are about 26 but they're happy as long as his alimony checks don't get 86'd Back to the Rich N Famous Fabulous Rock n' Roll Home Page Back to the top of LOL Senile Old Men
© Rich N Famous 2010	" I dun taek sidez foar or against Hezbollah..." U.S. Rep. John D. Dingell, Jr., MI 15th district Born July 8, 1926 He or his father have held this seat in Congress since 1933 and he is determined to stay there until they pry his cold dead fingers off the doorjamb (just like John Dingell, Sr.). Immortal quote: "It takes a long time to do the necessary steps to control the people" At a recent press conference... mumbled unintelligibly for five minutes as colleagues looked on uncomfortably Back to the Rich N Famous Fabulous Rock n' Roll Home Page Back to the top of LOL Senile Old Men