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"Teh phraes daitz bak ta mai buoyhood..."

Sen. Robert C. Byrd-VA

Born November 20, 1917

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"Fuck yoo!"

Sen. John Sidney McCain III-AZ

Born August 29, 1936

  • Media-pandering sucker,  "maverick" noted for "reacharounds" across the aisle

  • Anti free speech legislation eviscerated by SCOTUS

  • Loser in 2008 prez campaign to previously unknown 'community organizer'

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"I haz a relatively gud track record!"

Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson

Born March 22, 1930

  • Repeated idiotic pronouncements, e.g. blamed 9-11 on ACLU, pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, and lesbians

  • Blamed Katrina on American abortion policy

  • Need more? OK, also blamed 2010 Haiti earthquake on "curse" from Haitian "pact with the devil"

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"I maeded a unfortunaet choys uv werdz!"

Robert Edward "Ted" Turner III

Born November 19, 1938

  • Too many idiotic pronouncements to catalog, e.g. praised 9-11 hijackers as "brave", and motivated by "poverty"

  • Peed in the punchbowl at Ash Wednesday retirement party for Bernard Shaw, calling attendees with ashes  "Jesus freaks who should go work for Fox"

  • Predicted that "in 10 years", global warming will turn any "survivors" into cannibals

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"Let's faec eet, even awn teh nightz wehn Iz gud, Iz nawt dat gud!"

Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooney

Born January 14, 1919

  • Incoherent ramblings formerly considered "wry" or "curmudgeonly" are now... incoherent ramblings

  • His 60 Minutes spots were never very amusing

  • Any more "Few Minutes" are a few too many

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"Obama kudn't sell waturmelonz...!"

Daniel Irvin Rather, Jr.

Born October 31, 1931

  • Most memorable on-air appearance was...disappearing for 6 minutes

  • Doubled down on GWB/TANG memo story 'til the house cut off his credit line

  • Indecipherable metaphors are now... decipherable

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"Iz teh worst person ta b stuk wif in a traffik jam...!"

Lawrence Harvey (Larry King) Zeiger

Born November 19, 1933

  • Said something interesting once. It's recorded on a phonograph cylinder and preserved in the Menlo Park Museum

  • Thought by many to already be dead. Understandable, but, it's just that his show is on CNN, so it's only his career that's dead

  • Chronological age said to be 76, but his pecker is biologically 106, but he thinks it's 36, b/c his wives are about 26 but they're happy as long as his alimony checks don't get 86'd

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" I dun taek sidez foar or against Hezbollah..."

U.S. Rep. John D. Dingell, Jr., MI 15th district

Born July 8, 1926

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