Donald Rumsfeld Pee'd on the Holy Koran (Click to play the MP3 or right click to download)
© 2005
Donald Rumsfeld pee’d on the Holy Koran
Donald Rumsfeld pee’d on the Holy Koran (yes he did)
He sat around with the troops getting drunk
His eyes were red and his breath it stunk
He stood up and said “I gotta take care o’ biz”
And then he took a big whiz on
The Holy Koran
Koran, Koran, Koran, the Holy Koran
(‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran,
‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran,)
Condoleeza Rice bled on the Holy Koran
Dr. Condoleeza Rice bled on the Holy Koran (you know she did)
She waited ‘til that particular time
Of the month to commit her blasphemous crime
She didn’t use feminine protection, instead
She just bled on
The Holy Koran
[Inst]
Well, the Russians had their gulags you know
But, that was such a long time ago
A couple million dead, woman and man
But they never once pee’d or bled on
The Holy Koran
Koran, Koran, the Holy Koran
Koran, Koran, the Holy Koran
(‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran,
‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran,)
Howard Dean never pee’d on the Holy Koran
Cindy Sheehan would never bleed on the Holy Koran
Hans Blix never pee’d on the Holy Koran
The Dixie Chix would never bleed on the Holy Koran
and in national news, the art
masterpieces “Piss Christ” and
“The Holy Virgin Mary” will begin a 50 city tour beginning
this
week..
one moment, ladies and gentlemen….
we have breaking news….
ladies and gentlemen, we have
report from an unimpeachable
source that George W Bush, during
one of the times he was AWOL
from the Texas Air National Guard,
on at least one occasion,
defecated directly onto a Holy Koran…..
please stand by…you mean he…no No!
NO! He didn’t! Not to the
Holy Koran! Not the HOLY KORAN!!! Not the holiest thing in
the
world that… ever got holy!!! Not
the HOLY KORAN!!!
No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!!!!!
Howard Dean never pee’d on the Holy Koran
Cindy Sheehan would never bleed on the HolyKoran
Hans Blix never pee’d on the Holy Koran
The Dixie Chicks would never bleed on the HolyKoran
Elliott Gould never pee’d on the Holy Koran
Maureen Dowd would never bleed on the HolyKoran
Matt Damon never pee’d on the Holy Koran
Uma Thurman would never bleed on the HolyKoran
The Reverend Al Sharpton never pee’d on the Holy Koran
Jennifer Aniston would never bleed on the HolyKoran
Ed Asner never pee’d on the Holy Koran
Kim Basinger would never bleed on the HolyKoran
Casey Kasem never pee’d on the Holy Koran
Marsha Mason would never bleed on the HolyKoran
Vincent D’Onofrio never pee’d on the Holy Koran
Janeane Garofalo would never bleed on the HolyKoran
Al Franken never pee’d on the Holy Koran
Bonnie Franklin would never bleed on the HolyKoran
Peter Yarrow never pee’d on the Holy Koran
Mia Farrow would never bleed on the HolyKoran
Richard Gere
Ted Kennedy
Nancy Pelosi
Danny Glover
CCH Pounder
David Duchovny
Tea Leoni
Mike Farrell
Rosie O'Donnell