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Donald Rumsfeld Pee'd on the Holy Koran (Click to play the MP3 or right click to download)

© 2005

Donald Rumsfeld pee’d on the Holy Koran

Donald Rumsfeld pee’d on the Holy Koran (yes he did)

He sat around with the troops getting drunk

His eyes were red and his breath it stunk

He stood up and said “I gotta take care o’ biz”

And then he took a big whiz on

The Holy Koran

 

Koran, Koran, Koran, the Holy Koran

(‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran,)

 

Condoleeza Rice bled on the Holy Koran

Dr. Condoleeza Rice bled on the Holy Koran (you know she did)

She waited ‘til that particular time

Of the month to commit her blasphemous crime

She didn’t use feminine protection, instead

She just bled on

The Holy Koran

 

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Well, the Russians had their gulags you know

But, that was such a long time ago

A couple million dead, woman and man

But they never once pee’d or bled on

The Holy Koran

Koran, Koran, the Holy Koran

Koran, Koran, the Holy Koran

(‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran, ‘ran,)

 

Howard Dean never pee’d on the Holy Koran

Cindy Sheehan would never bleed on the Holy Koran

 

Hans Blix never pee’d on the Holy Koran

The Dixie Chix would never bleed on the Holy Koran

 

 

and in national news, the art masterpieces “Piss Christ” and

“The Holy Virgin Mary” will begin a 50 city tour beginning this

week..

 

one moment, ladies and gentlemen…. we have breaking news….

ladies and gentlemen, we have report from an unimpeachable

source that George W Bush, during one of the times he was AWOL

from the Texas Air National Guard, on at least one occasion,

defecated directly onto a Holy Koran…..

please stand by…you mean he…no No! NO! He didn’t! Not to the

Holy Koran! Not the HOLY KORAN!!! Not the holiest thing in the

world that… ever got holy!!! Not the HOLY KORAN!!!

No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Howard Dean never pee’d on the Holy Koran

Cindy Sheehan would never bleed on the HolyKoran

 

Hans Blix never pee’d on the Holy Koran

The Dixie Chicks would never bleed on the HolyKoran

 

Elliott Gould never pee’d on the Holy Koran

Maureen Dowd would never bleed on the HolyKoran

 

Matt Damon never pee’d on the Holy Koran

Uma Thurman would never bleed on the HolyKoran

 

The Reverend Al Sharpton never pee’d on the Holy Koran

Jennifer Aniston would never bleed on the HolyKoran

 

Ed Asner never pee’d on the Holy Koran

Kim Basinger would never bleed on the HolyKoran

 

Casey Kasem never pee’d on the Holy Koran

Marsha Mason would never bleed on the HolyKoran

 

Vincent D’Onofrio never pee’d on the Holy Koran

Janeane Garofalo would never bleed on the HolyKoran

 

Al Franken never pee’d on the Holy Koran

Bonnie Franklin would never bleed on the HolyKoran

 

Peter Yarrow never pee’d on the Holy Koran

Mia Farrow would never bleed on the HolyKoran

 

Richard Gere

Cher

 

Ted Kennedy

Nancy Pelosi

 

Danny Glover

CCH Pounder

 

David Duchovny

Tea Leoni

 

Mike Farrell

Rosie O'Donnell