Rich N Famous

 Doin the Kerry Flip Flop (Click to play the MP3)

© 2004

You ought’a know, that I’ll say anything
Of all the flippers n’ floppers, I’m the King
Cause anything I might say today
I’m jes’ gonna change tomorrow anyway,

 Now….

 ‘Round the truth do a do-sa-do
Can ya’ believe me, I don’t think so
‘Cuz I cain’t stop it I jes’ cain’t stop
Doin’ the Kerry Flip Flop!

Don’t know nuthin’ ‘bout no crazy plot
Never wuz’ in KC… Not!
Didn’t want no one ta git shot!

Don’t need those crackers way down South
Wha’d I say? Hesh my mouth!
I love ya’ll redneck mother(bleep)s

Well, a’ allemande left, and a’ allemande left, and a’ allemande left, and a’ allemande left
Left, left, left, left, left
Well, I’ll say its right, but it’s always left

Them fureign’ leaders ‘r pullin’ fer me!
But cain’t tell ya’ who they are, y’see
‘Cuz it’s a secret ‘twixt them ‘n me!

Flung some medals in a lake
(Not my own, fer pity’s sake!)
I jes’ ackted like they wuz
I ack-choo-ly still got mine bee-cuz

I jes’ cain’t stop it I just cain’t stop
Doin the Kerry Flip Flop!

Got an issue? I got two views!
One fer him ‘n one fer you.
If ya’ need a third, I got that too

Well, I’m John F Kerry, what I say might be contrary
To stuff I might’a already said or wrote
So ya don’t hafta look very hard at me, John F Kerry ta’ know
I’m as phony as a 3-buck note, and….

Now I’m Flippin’! Now I’m Floppin’!
Now I’m Flippin’! Now I’m Floppin’!
Flip flip flip and a’ flop flop flop
Flip flip flip and a’ flop flop flop
Once I git started, I jes’ cain’t stop
Doin’ the Kerry Flip Flop

‘Gainst gay marriage, ….no I ain’t!
Yes I am!, y’know I jes’
Cain’t stop flippin, I jes’ cain’t stop
Doin’ the Kerry flip flop

Now I’m Flippin’! Now I’m Floppin’!
Now I’m Flippin’! Now I’m Floppin’!
Flip flip flip and a’ flop flop flop
Flip flip flip and a’ flop flop flop
Once I git started, I jes’ cain’t stop
Doin’ the Kerry Flip Flop

Once I get started, I jes’ cain’t stop
Doin’ the Kerry Flip Flop!