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Banned in Pakistan

Well a little while back, you might recall
Three were these cartoons that were getting some people all
Wacko, ‘cause they can’t take a silly effin’ joke?

Then some other people, including us
Decided you join in all the fuss
And reprinted those ‘toons, then one day we awoke

To find the government of Pakistan
Put us on a list of websites banned
And now they want to behead us or give us life in jail!

So if they send us to the can
Way over there in Pakistan
Please ask our friends if they can go our bail

‘Cause we been, banned in Pakistan
Banned in Pakistan
Looks like the poop’s done hit the fan

Blasphemin’ 12 take a bow Hey, Momma, look at us now We done got banned in Pakistan!

Tracy, Brian, Cupid and Me
All we did was a little blasphemy!
Now Mushi’s handed down his new decree

And now we’re banned in Pakistan
Our bad Islamabad!

So if Sean McCormick* or Karen Hughes
Or some other dweeb from the E.U.
Or the U.N or some other international bureaucratic brass

Thinks we’re gonna’ stop saying what we please
Well, we’ll get on our hands and knees
And you can kiss our pimply American ass!

And if we want to make a cartoon of Mohammed
Or any other God-damned thing, God-damn it
We will and you can suck our succotash!

1st amendment, ain’t gonna end it
Ain’t gonna’ change it ain’t gonna bend it
And this line doesn’t even have to rhyme

So STFU, FOAD
We’re gonna keep on bein’ free
Don’t make me reach back there and smack ya!
‘Cause we been, banned in Pakistan
Banned in Pakistan
Looks like the poop’s done hit the fan

Blasphemin’ 12 take a bow
Hey, Momma, look at us now
We done got banned in Pakistan!

We’re part of the Muslim
Deity Dissin’ Dozen
We done got ourselves
Banned in Pakistan!

We've been kicked outta better shitholes than this!
We've been invited to get extradited!
Bite my toochie, Mushi!
Kiss my Karachi

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* Yeah, I know it's "Scott McClellan" and "Sean McCormick". Since they're both just dweebs who would say anything they're told, they're interchangable and so are their names.

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