Less Mo-"Don't Say We're Violent or We'll Kill You"

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You are invited to download a FREE mp3 of the song "Don't Say We're Violent or We'll Kill You"

 

Don't Say We're Violent or We'll Kill You (Click to play the MP3 or right click to download)

© 2006 Rich N Famous

Don't Say We're Violent or We'll Kill You

Don't say we're violent or we'll kill you
Don't say we're violent or we'll kill ylou
We're the Religion of Peace, we're better than you
We're gonna kill all Crusaders and Jews, so
Don't say we're violent or we'll kill you

Islam is love, Islam is peace
Repeat it 3 times, on your knees
If you don't say our peacefulness is the best
We'll stick a pair of scissors in your chest!, so

Don't repeat anything Mohammed wrote
'Specially if it's a verbatim quote
'Cause if you do, we'll slit your throat
That's how we taught the Spanish how to vote!, so

Say we're violent, and you're dead
Then we're gonna chop off the Pope's head
If you don't agree we're peaceful, Jack
We'll shoot another nun in the back!

Excuse me, I'm from Euroweenievision,
Can you tell me why you're harrassing these
worshippers coming out of Westminster Cathedral?

Jihad is hump of Islam!

Pardon me, I didn't quite underst..
Jihad is hump of Islam!
Uh-h I don't think I

Jesus will Raise Sword of Islam!

Oh, I see, you're protesting the crusades
Of course, we understand. We're sorry. It's all our fault
We kidnap you now! Put on blindfold!

You're such beautiful, beautiful people



Whil you are here, you are also invited to download a FREE mp3 of the song "Censorship Central"

 

Banned in Pakistan (Click to play the MP3 or right click to download)

You are also welcome to listen to/download "Donald Rumsfeld Pee'd on the Holy Koran"


© 2006 Rich N Famous

Banned in Pakistan

Well a little while back, you might recall
Three were these cartoons that were getting some people all
Wacko, ‘cause they can’t take a silly effin’ joke?

Then some other people, including us
Decided you join in all the fuss
And reprinted those ‘toons, then one day we awoke

To find the government of Pakistan
Put us on a list of websites banned
And now they want to behead us or give us life in jail!

So if they send us to the can
Way over there in Pakistan
Please ask our friends if they can go our bail

‘Cause we been, banned in Pakistan
Banned in Pakistan
Looks like the poop’s done hit the fan

Blashpemin’ 12 take a bow Hey, Momma, look at us now We done got banned in Pakistan!

Tracy, Brian, Cupid and Me
All we did was a little blasphemy!
Now Mushi’s handed down his new decree

And now we’re banned in Pakistan

If Sean McCormick* or Karen Hughes
Or some other dweeb from the E.U.
Or the U.N or some other international bureaucratic brass

Thinks we’re gonna’ stop saying what we please
Well, we’ll get on our hands and knees
And you can kiss our pimply American ass!

And if we want to make a cartoon of Mohammed
Or any other God-damned thing, God-damn it
We will and you can suck our succotash!

1st amendment, ain’t gonna end it
Ain’t gonna’ change it ain’t gonna bend it
And this line doesn’t even have to rhyme

So STFU, FOAD
We’re gonna keep on bein’ free
Don’t make me reach back there and smack ya!
‘Cause we been, banned in Pakistan
Banned in Pakistan
Looks like the poop’s done hit the fan

Blashpemin’ 12 take a bow
Hey, Momma, look at us now
We done got banned in Pakistan!

We’re part of the Muslim
Deity Dissin’ Dozen
We done got ourselves
Banned in Pakistan!

We been kicked outta better shitholes than this!
We been invited to get extradicted!
Bite my toochie, Mushi!
Kiss my Karachi

While you're here, you are also invited to download and print you own TurbanBomb Mo stickers


Left Click link to open document
Right Click and "Save Target As" to download

Print you own TurbanBomb Mo stickers with your own PC and Printer
Print to Avery 5163 2" x 4" or equivalent
Sticks on any smooth, non-porous surface, for example: Enamel painted metal, Glass, Formica, Vinyl, etc.

* Yeah, I know it's "Scott McClellan" and "Sean McCormick". Since they're both just dweebs who would say anything they're told, they're interchangable and so are their names.

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