^Yunno, if you wait long enough, you'll hear that... I SWEAR ITS SO AWESUM HEAR IT ITS BETTR THEN SAIX!!!11
(BTW, for those of you who are toiled and bewildered by my random capital letters, misspellings, and common internet chat acronyms, all whos content matches the messages typically sent around by spastic 15 year old AOL users, you should know that quite frankly, I find it funny. Hilarious, even. The art of replacing letters with numbers and symbols is known as "l33t talk", which I also find comical, and may also incorporate randomly into my typing. Thank you for reading this; you may now continue touching yourself and letting me smell your fingertips... if you're a beautiful woman, that is. Otherwise, my assistant Gary will be happy to act as my stunt double in such situations. HAFVE A N1C3 D4Y LO!L!!!!!!111)
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(Thursday, August 15th)
(ENTRY SANITIZED)
It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived that you may know
By the name of ANNABEL LEE;
And this madien she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.
I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea:
But we loved with a love that was more than love-
I and my ANNABEL LEE;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.
And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A with blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful ANNABEL LEE;
So that her high-born kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.
The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me-
Yes!-that was the reason(as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by nigh,
Chilling and killing my ANNABEL LEE.
But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we-
Of many far wiser than we-
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful ANNABEL LEE,
For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful ANNABEL LEE;
And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful ANNABEL LEE;
And so, all the night-ride, I lie down by the side,
Of my darling-my darling-my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.
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"Uh.. why?"
"I wanna see if it's a boy or girl!"
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