Sent out on March 13, 2000.
Hello out there!
Well, loyal subscribers of my monthly dribble, it's time you turn off your brains because the March issue of Linkapalooza has invaded your mailbox! It's too late to turn back now- you've already opened it! So you're forced to scroll down through the craziness, the madness the idioticness- sorry, it's springtime, I get a little jumpy when it gets warm out again! Also, in case you haven't noticed, I make up words... like idioticness. I don't think that's in a dictionary, but I don't care because this is my newsletter and I'm in charge!
Anyway, now that I'm done with my power trip, it's onto business. If you have any links that you'd like to have featured in Linkapalooza I would greatly appreciate it if you would email them to me at Beach2gal82@yahoo.com (Or you can just reply to this email). If you have any suggestions to make my site and newsletter better, comments, questions, criticism... yes, it's true, I love criticism. If you think it sucks tell me so I can change it, I honestly want to know if you don't like something so I can make everybody as happy as possible.
Also, foward this newsletter to a couple friends and encourage people to sign up for the newsletter so we can get more subscribers!
Are you still there? Good. We've weeded out anyone that I've already bored. Hey, it's not often I go on a long tanget! Enjoy this month's issue, it's a good one. Then go outside! It's warm out!
See ya next month,
Meg
Remember to visit my webpage at:
http://www.angelfire.com/nj/megshomepage
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Personality tests on the internet are ubiquitous. And some of them are just plain stupid. But, if you want a test that'll make you laugh then head over to the spark.com where they have come out with two new tests: The B!tch test for the women, and the Ba$tard test for the men. (And for anyone in between, hey, take both tests!) See just how evil you can be... you just may surprise yourself.
The Bastard Test
http://www.thespark.com/tardtest/
The Bitch Test
http://www.thespark.com/btest/
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Eat an online donut! I laughed when I saw this because I immediately thought that this is a site Homer Simpson would love and shout, "Whoo-hoo!" Then I cried because I thought of a TV character before an actual person. Seriously, this site is stupid (Aren't all of these links stupid?) but entertaining. Hey, it's a fat free donut that you can consume in less than a minute! What more do you want?
http://netdonut.synack.org
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Do you apply lipbalm obsessively? Like every 20 minutes? This sataristic site takes a look at the dangers of lipbalm addiction. It explores the possibility of crime-influenced manufacturers who supposedly try to addict their customers to the lipbalm frenzy. Not only that, but if you are addicted to lipbalm this is the place to seek help. There's a 12 step program, support groups and a page to vent your frustration. Some of these people are sick. Can lipbalm really take over your life that much? I don't think so, but see for yourself:
http://www.kevdo.com/lipbalm/home.html
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If you have a boss that is annoying, dumb and never shuts up then this is perfect for you! Grrrr! Of course, anyone will find pleasure in shutting up the constantly mumbling boss. Go to this site to either stuff a tie in his mouth, staple his lips shut, use tape and more! Have fun, just don't try this at home!
http://www.dumbboss.com/dumbboss/shutup.html
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It's the Luv tester! Yes, completely accurate beyond any doubt, the love tester will predict your love future. It's better than a crystal ball, and it REALLY works too! Can you believe that? All you do is stick your finger on your computer screen and the miracle of modern day technology senses your body temperature... okay, so it's a crock. But it's a fun waste of time crock!
http://www.thewax.com/currents/lovetester/
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Now I happen to like Regis. I dont' think he's a bad guy. But, like anything, too much of somthing is... TOO MUCH! And yes, I'm going to be corny and say, "That is my final answer!" It's like Regis is the Spice Girls craze all over again only with adults and not 10 year old girls. It's gettin' old here folks and that's why this site was created. So, stop by and drop either Kathy Lee, a bag of money, Hello Kitty, or Andre the giant on Regis and smash him!
http://www.smashregis.com
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Take some abuse you mud gnawing, penguin harassing, discognizant heir of a zombie gorilla with terminal mange! Yeah? And if that's not enough you get health care from a veterinarian, you drooling, pus tasting, hamster kissing, misanthropic dependent of Ed Bebee's greasy, tick-plagued loins. Who's Ed Bebee? I don't know either. But this is the type of abuse that you'll get if you visit the abuse-a-tron, so stop by and see how tough you are!
http://www.upstart.xe.com/abuse/
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Here's a site for the math geeks: It will tell you your decimal birthday- every 1000 days you have a decimal birthday. Just fascinating. So, stop on by and see how long before your next big celebration:
http://home.alphalink.com.au/~jsander
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Zingozine is a web-based magazine that I will write articles for from time to time. I thought I'd put in this week to get some traffic through there. It's mostly for teenage girls so it may not be appealing to anyone else, but if you know any teenagers (Or if you are a teen!) forward and check it out:
http://www.zingozine.homestead.com/
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I have to do some self-promoting now. Do you know about all the fun and exciting activities that are on my website? Well, I'm about to tell you, so read on!
-Movie Scripts from dozens of movies
-My Simpsons Page
- My two dancing pages: Jeremiah was a Bullfrog and The 4th of July March
-My sounds site: Sounds from Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Dawsons Creek, the movie So I Married An Axe Murderer (Hysterical movie!), Independance day and more!
- The scary "Mystery Showcase"
- Daily cartoons that change every day
- X-Files pretzel adventures
- The Linkapalooza Idiot Test
- The ad-lib game
- The crazy stuff page.... this is really fun and interactive!
- Archives... this page has every issue of Linkapalooza I've ever sent out!
There's plenty to do at Linkapalooza! All these pages are accessible by visiting the main page:
http://www.angelfire.com/nj/megshomepage
Well that's all for now!
Meg
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PS As always make sure that you visit the Archives. This weeks archive is at:
http://www.angelfire.com/nj/megshomepage/Issue24.html Linkapalooza Issue 24
Go To Other Parts of Linkapalooza!!!
My dancing Page, Jerimiah Was A Bullfrog
My other dancing Page, The July fourth March
The Adventures of the Mulder and Scully Pretzels
Chicago
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