Linkapalooza Issue 23

Sent out on Febuary 11, 2000.

Hey Everyone!

Looks like I'm right on schedule with the February newsletter coming right in the middle of the month! There are plenty of fun and pointless links to keep everyone occupied for hours upon hours, I live to entertain my readers! If you have any suggestions for a site please email me and send the URL, maybe it will make it into the newsletter. Have fun with these links and I'll see you next month,
Meg
Remember to visit my webpage at:

http://www.angelfire.com/nj/megshomepage

Meg's Home Page

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Well, for some people the short month of February is synonymous with only one thing: that one day in the middle of the month called Valentine's Day. Yes, it's a very sweet day for the happily paired couples, and for Hallmark who gets millions of dollars by commercializing on love and St. Valentine. But for many people it's just another day. So, No, I am not filling this issue with hearts and mushy stuff. If you are one of those happily paired persons and want your valentine's fill go right ahead to the link below, there are tons of Valentines links from there (Some are funny, I must admit I scanned a few over.) For the rest of you, I promise no more mention of V-Day for the rest of this newsletter!

http://www.amused.com/valentine.html

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Cereal fans unite! This is a site only true cereal lover, or Jerry Seinfeld himself could love! It is 100% devoted to cereal! There's the top 10 cereals list... see if your fav is number 1! Go through and try to guess which cereal is the ultimate champion in the "Crunch test" area....okay, give up? I'll just tell you, it's Corn Pops. I can see that, Corn Pops has a good texture and the crunch lasts for awhile. Obviously, I love cereal so this site was pretty cool to look around!

Empty Bowl Website

http://www.emptybowl.com/crunchtest.html

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Sometimes there are just those irritating characters on TV that you would like to just kill.... Well, maybe not, but on this site that's what you get to do! Does Claudia from Party of Five Drive you nuts? Agh! She's so whinny and annoying! Does Mr. Burns make your skin boil? Would Urkle be better off dead? At this site, Whowouldyoukill.com you can pick from a whole list of popular TV shows and cartoons who you would like to kill. See what other people picked too! Ooooh, isn't violence fun? (I swear, I'm not psycho!)

http://www.whowouldyoukill.com

Whowouldyoukill?

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80's Cartoons! 80's Cartoons! Take a trip down memory lane and visit some old cartoons like Ducktales, Teddy Ruxpin, The New Archies, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Beetlejuice, supermario brothers, the gnomes.... There are so many classic 80's cartoons on this site that I can't even begin to list them all! This site is awesome if the oldest you were in 1989 was 6 or 7 because you remember watching all these cartoons when they were the biggest thing on TV. Or if you used to watch those cartoons with your kids at the time you'll remember some of these cartoons! It's fun for everyone:

http://8ca.homepage.com/

80's Cartoons!

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You better watch out! Computers have something called a Z-Chip that can read your thoughts. It's creepy but true! Pick a card out of a bunch of cards that the computer presents, then watch as the z-chip has a 99.2% chance of telling you which card yours was.... by reading your brain! It's freaky!

http://www.smartbot.net/zchip/

Z-chip

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Who's pregnant? You all are! Every one of you, even the guys. Visit this site which pokes fun at pregnancy tests. Simply answer the questions to find out what baby you're having!

http://home.beseen.com/community/doodler500/ru-preg.html

Pregnancy Test

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Have you ever blended a frog or microwaved a hampster? (If you haven't, visit the Linkapalooza Archives page and look up some old issues with those links) From the same website that brought you those crazy games comes "Crash Test Dumbass". Give a test dummy a few dangerous tests by sending him at a cactus, a garbage can and more. Visit for yourself to get some interactive stress relief.

http://www.amused.com/ctd.html

Crash Test Dumbass

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How does color effect your life? Do you see red when you're angry? Did you know that yellow overstimulates the eyes which can cause irritation and anger? It's true! Blue is known as an appetite suppressant because there are no natural blue foods. Think about it, besides blueberries what food is blue? They say that blue m&m's are the last left in the bag, but not when I'm eating them because blue is my favorite color! I disagree with some of the ideas on this site, but it's always fun to learn something new. Check it out! :

http://www.lava.net/~colorcom/

Colorful!

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On this fun page you can make the Phantom of the Opera mask dance around with your mouse. It's very hypnotic ... it also has no purpose whatsoever except to waste away time. Check it out for yourself and see what you think

http://phantom.simplenet.com/image.html

Dancing Mask Page

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Play songs on your telephone! The next time you're trying to kill time at the office, just pick up the phone and start dialing away! By using the tones of the phone buttons you can play (very badly sounding) songs like Happy Birthday, Louie, Louie, Mary Had a Little Lamb and more!!! Wow! how cool is that? Act now and receive your free their book, "How to be annoying on the phone" for only 99.99!.... just kidding. Stop by the site for some songs:

http://www.jlc.net/~useless/telsongs.htm

Musical Phones

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That's all folks! Have a great month and don't forget to visit this issue at its home:

http://www.angelfire.com/nj/megshomepage Meg's Home Page

-Meg

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PS As always make sure that you visit the Arcives. This weeks archive is at:

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