Dragonlance humor
And Other Fun DragonLance
Activities
With DragonLance
being such a funny place, complete with kender, geriatric mages, elves
ripping their robes off and being hit in the head by falling objects, and
neurotic bar maids, we figured that someone ought to laugh at them.
And so this page came into being, respelendant with all the mocking of
the DragonLance characters we so love. Included are:
1) Quizes to find out which
DragonLance character you'd be best married to (we could actually advise
that they're all a little unstable, but what would be the fun of that?)
2) Profiles detailing how
married life might be like to the above mentioned characters (just in case
you don't believe us or want more depth)
3) Quizes to determine
various things about what you'd be like in the DL world, including the
sort of God, Magician, or Villian that you'd be, along with your fantasy
race.
4) Obligatory fan fiction
(but only of the funny type, no lemons allowed)
5) Astrology (just since
you've always wanted to ask Raistlin what his sign is)
6) Our "you fight back"
place where you can sign our guestbook or take polls as to which characters
you'd like to marry, kill, etc.
Good huntings!
~ Julia, the Blonde necromancer
and Anna,
the Red Haired Witch with
Chrit the Confused Conjurer
Now onto:
DragonLance Marriage
Prospects: Who Would be Best for You?
If you're daring, take
our quiz to find out who you're truly after, then read their profiles along
with any others you'd like. ; )
Quiz of Male
Characters (Normally for women, but whatever)
Quiz of
Female Characters (Again, normally for the opposite sex, but it's great
fun to take both.)
Fascinating,
yet Scary: Raistlin's Marriage Prospects
Warm
and Lovable: Caramon's Prospects
Would
you Want a Kender (Tasslehoff)?
Good,
but too much baggage--Tanis
Are
Dark Elves Worthy, huh Dalamar?
An
Honorable Marriage with Sturm
Stable:
Riverwind
Heart of
Stone or No? Flint
Hunk
of Burning Love, Fizban
Cute
Kid: Palin
Do you want to
be the Bride of the Dead? Lord Soth
Head
Hurting, but Brains Not Gone Yet...Gilthanas
Dark
Honor: Steel
Wild
Woman, or Slut of the North, Kitiara
Beautiful
Barmaid: Tika
Puritan
Priestess: Crysania
Mistress
of Magic: Jenna
Take me, Please!
Usha
Pretty,
Pretty Princess Laurana
NPC
Queen: Goldmoon
The
Only Two for You: Bupu
But wait, there's more:
Decide who you are?
DragonLance Quizzes
Which
DragonLance Magician are You?
Which
Race are You?
Which
Villain Are You?
Which God Are
You?
Well, why not?
Characters and Our Feelings on
Them
Character's
Stats and What We Think About them. (Some
of these are hysterically funny...like Dalamar having a strength of 16
and Tasslehoff having an alignment of neutral good. We were sure
to point this out.)
Our
Feelings on DragonLance Characters with
special interactive, if you're willing to post a comment on a guestbook,
you can leave your feelings about the characters too!
You knew that it was coming
some time, didn't you?
DragonLance Fan Fiction
No, no, wait, don't go away. It's not
that sort of fan fiction. None of us actually wants to be in anything
that we're writing, and we certainly don't want to be married to any of
the above characters. Naw, this is stuff where we make fun of all
of the DL characters, just like above! Doesn't that sound great?
Conclave
Notes, Part One We
found these notes on the floor of Wayreth after the famed meeting where
we learned that Raistlin just might be trying for godhood, rather than
merely trying to take over the world.
Conclave Notes, Part Two
Our second generation answer to the first notes.
These were found on the floor after the conclave discussed in Kitiara's
Son where Justarius is the head of the conclave.
To
Tanis We found that Kitiara really likes
writing letters which, as she always struck us as as semi literate, seems
strange. But then, she writes to Tanis, had a whole passing letters
back and forth thing going with Dalamar, and received updates on Steel
via mail from Sara Dunsten. We were curious, needless to say, and
so we intercepted this letter that was fated for Tanis. Warning,
we *did* edit for content.
How
did it cross? DragonLance interpretations
to the age old question of "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
We actually have more, we're
just not getting it up, so check back later if you actually *enjoy* this
page.
You didn't think we'd stop
with that, did you?
DragonLance Astrology
Just a new way of us telling you
what we think of the characters,,,in case you didn't have enough already.
We typed them to astrological signs according both to what we think their
characters are and according to what we think the signs are and then explained
why. After that, we check cosmo for how the matches ought to have
turned out. Scary how similar some were...
Note, we did this according
to personality, not actual sign. Therefore, the fact that Raistlin and
Caramon do not share signs makes *perfect* sense.
Fire Signs:
First of the Zodiac, if not first in our hearts...Kitiara, Tanis, Alhana,
Tika, and Tasslehoff
Earth Signs:
Solid and Stable? We'll see...staring (no pun intended) Caramon,
Sturm, Steel, Palin, Dalamar, Jenna, and Flint
Air Signs:
Or the DragonLance lite: Usha, Justarius, Par-Salian, and Crysania
Water Signs:
Or, if you're read this far, you must actually think we have a sense of
humor...that or be very bored...with Laurana, LaDonna, Raistlin, Goldmoon,
and Riverwind
What
Cosmo Thinks? Or, did we actually get anything right up top.
And now for something completely
different...
Tell us what YOU think...(or
don't. It's not as if you went to a lot of hard work to create this
lovely page and will be crying when no one even bothers to even say hello
after enjoying the fruits of your labors.)
Reward
us for trying, or condemn us for our bad taste...sign our guestbook
If
you actually care, see what others think
Tell us what you think of DragonLance characters, take
the Favorite
DragonLance Characters poll or View
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