being such a funny place, complete with kender, geriatric mages, elves
ripping their robes off and being hit in the head by falling objects, and
neurotic bar maids, we figured that someone ought to laugh at them.
And so this page came into being, respelendant with all the mocking of
the DragonLance characters we so love. Included are:
1) Quizes to find out which
DragonLance character you'd be best married to (we could actually advise
that they're all a little unstable, but what would be the fun of that?)
2) Profiles detailing how
married life might be like to the above mentioned characters (just in case
you don't believe us or want more depth)
3) Quizes to determine
various things about what you'd be like in the DL world, including the
sort of God, Magician, or Villian that you'd be, along with your fantasy
4) Obligatory fan fiction
(but only of the funny type, no lemons allowed)
5) Astrology (just since
you've always wanted to ask Raistlin what his sign is)
6) Our "you fight back"
place where you can sign our guestbook or take polls as to which characters
you'd like to marry, kill, etc.
You knew that it was coming
some time, didn't you?
DragonLance Fan Fiction
No, no, wait, don't go away. It's not
that sort of fan fiction. None of us actually wants to be in anything
that we're writing, and we certainly don't want to be married to any of
the above characters. Naw, this is stuff where we make fun of all
of the DL characters, just like above! Doesn't that sound great?
Notes, Part One We
found these notes on the floor of Wayreth after the famed meeting where
we learned that Raistlin just might be trying for godhood, rather than
merely trying to take over the world.
Conclave Notes, Part Two
Our second generation answer to the first notes.
These were found on the floor after the conclave discussed in Kitiara's
Son where Justarius is the head of the conclave.
Tanis We found that Kitiara really likes
writing letters which, as she always struck us as as semi literate, seems
strange. But then, she writes to Tanis, had a whole passing letters
back and forth thing going with Dalamar, and received updates on Steel
via mail from Sara Dunsten. We were curious, needless to say, and
so we intercepted this letter that was fated for Tanis. Warning,
we *did* edit for content.
did it cross? DragonLance interpretations
to the age old question of "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
We actually have more, we're
just not getting it up, so check back later if you actually *enjoy* this
You didn't think we'd stop
with that, did you?
Just a new way of us telling you
what we think of the characters,,,in case you didn't have enough already.
We typed them to astrological signs according both to what we think their
characters are and according to what we think the signs are and then explained
why. After that, we check cosmo for how the matches ought to have
turned out. Scary how similar some were...
Note, we did this according
to personality, not actual sign. Therefore, the fact that Raistlin and
Caramon do not share signs makes *perfect* sense.